In relation to everything that has happened regarding me...
 

I don't take anything back. I meant every word.

But that's not to say I don't want to be a part of this community.

The people I attacked and made cry deserved it. So what if they were abused in their poorly lived short lifespan... haven't we all suffered? Do we bring it up as a point of importance to use in an argument where it holds no bearing? I have never apologized for showing my feelings. When you do so, you apologize for the truth. I can never bring myself to going against truth. How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four; calling a tail a leg doesn't make it a leg.

Truth is generally the best vindication against slander, and it is from that truism that I can hold high the torch of my convictions. To dub me a troll is half-arsed frankly, considering the amount of thought and care that I put into this. There are no whole truths: all truths are half-truths. It is trying to treat them as whole truths that plays the devil. Above all I am a user of virtue, of genuine concern for this forum. I think the first virtue is to restrain the tongue; he approaches nearest to gods who knows how to be silent, even though he is in the right. Perhaps if certain users had taken that virtue on board, they wouldn't have been so butthurt in the process.

As far as i know you made one kid cry. A person who in his avatar looks as though he is on the verge of a deluge of tears at that. $hade has all the outward appearances of an emo kid. Fine so be it i have no problem with that. It is difficult for him to articulate his thoughts and i find it too much of a hassle to decipher some of his posts. So be it. i simply move on to something a little more coherent.

You made $hade cry which, to me, is akin to beating a severely autistic kid in a spelling bee. Sure you can do it. Hell anyone can do it with barely an effort put forth. Should you take any kind of satisfaction by doing so? Not any sane person with any semblence of intelligence would.

But i digress.

Personally speaking i have no problem with you being a part of this community. Even though with the help of a true troll, Sodaspes, you tried to attack me. Which i thought was funnier than a sack of drowning kittens.

You and the Troupe are very entertaining when not being childish.

Dude (Needs-Help-man), everything you post is about you. Out of your 18 sentences 10 of them start with or contain "I" and even "me".

How can you be a part of a community when your sub-cranial world is so self-centric you lose objectivity and thus have no way to relate to reality where the rest of us are located, much less be able to put yourself in another's place and understand another mind?

Megalomania deprives you of truth, so if you honestly want to seek it, lose your self and starting getting in the heads of others. Sheesh.

HP, it's not about being a part of a community, but setting himself apart from it. Yee haw.

Ride 'em cowgirl! :D

It's Not My Birthday!!!!

You guys realize don't you that the only reason Helpman starts threads like this is to learn who doesn't have him on ignore so he knows who to attack later, right?

Oh yeah, and, by the way Happy Birthday Kontan. ;)

Shut up and lay back so I can pour this lava on your head!

Oh my god!!! MY FACE!!

Why does everyone accuse the other person of being the troll? This is getting boring. Having gone through a few threads, at the end of it all, it felt like one large thread of the same tiresome piece of dung being flung back and forth.

I missed all the hullabaloo, but I don't get the post at the top of the thread. You don't apologize for telling the truth, but the highest virtue is knowing when to keep silent even when you're right.

Am I missing something?

Is it any wonder I am an egocentric when individuals such as yourself parrot me at any given opportunity?

Just take a look at your new avatar - I swear to god you've never used the internet in your entire life before you came here. Are you seriously going to inflate my ego at every opportunity and then accuse me of being responsible for that? I cannot give you the formula for success, but I can give you the formula for failure, which is: Try to please everybody.

Save for one thing- you can have someone on your ignore list and still read threads started by them. Ignore only affects their general posts, not their threads started. I can read everything in here but what he wrote.

Yeah, when I 1st posted in this thread I was just going to type "who are you guys talking to" but half the people here wouldn't get the joke so I didn't. Any sort of sarcasm or wit usually backfires around here.

He's right. Honestly, if you all just want him to go away you should actually ignore him. Saying that you're going to and then getting into it with him over some inflammatory comment doesn't count.

Admit it: you all like controversy.

It's spelled parody, not parrot.

Haha I love these discussions between HumanePain and Sir. Helpmann. - Just when you think it can’t get any better, it does! Please, do carry on.

No, I meant parrot.

People speak, Parrots talk.

There is a difference.

Very good! Now we can move on to the next lesson: People can also have conversations, megalomaniacs can only utter diatribes, to sound self important.

This is to compensate for an inferiority complex. So speak to us: what is the source of your feelings of inadequacy?

I don't know, perhaps you could inform us all... considering I have such a profound impact on your person that you change your avatar at any given opportunity.

Beat that.

It makes me angry that I can't find a guy my age who's like HumanePain.

Naw, I'm just bored and feeling argumentative. You're an easy target.

Aw, thanks sugar.

Seriously, you think propelling my ego to new heights is a sound argument?

Please, continue... perhaps you would like to do a parody of my signature next?

After all, such an insignifigant user having such a profound infulence over such an "established" user...

I'm not ignoring him. I just haven't seen anything from him worth paying attention to recently.