Invent Gnet couples and their children!
 

Inspired by another thread: Underwater_Ophelia and Operton_Man=

Underwater Opteron? Ophelia_man? Underman_Ophelia?

And what would their kids look like? When they look in the mirror would they point and laugh at themselves and then fall into a spell of self-loathing?

HumanePain and SpookyPurple = SpookyPain or PurpleHumane?

In our case our kids would be graduating from college about now, rebelling against Goth and listening to Queens of the Stone Age or something but anyway, you get the idea.

Helpmans and Eclipsing the sons baby would be F@ggot!!

who cares?

It's GD and for fun, you don't have to post.

Hmm. I sense some odd yet awesome names might be coming up.

Was that when I noted that "Ophie" and "Optie" sound similar?

That it were! You get the credit for the invention.

Albert Pain !!!!

Duane and $haDe

The kids will look like the rock band in Gravitation, and be a most rockilicious band that be awesome!

You read Gravitation?

I watched it.

That's rrrrrreally clever, $hade.

Jothicusjaximus.

It would sort of be like "Jawsome!", but wouldn't fit nearly as well and wouldn't be funny, so after we created said children, we'd feel somewhat ridiculous for it, our lives would become a constant cycle of drunknness, arguing and hatefucking until eventually we divorced and I had a child with Godslayer Jillian to make

JCG

The mysterious wonder of what could possibly be the message lurking within JCG's name would make him of suitable greatness for the strain of parenting he came from. The child would be the godfather of Anarchism and would cause the worldwide revolution as myself and Jillian watched, sat on our community-made sofas watching documentaries about knitting and changing our false teeth. After years of estrangement, gothicusmaximus would see this opportunity to remedy the years of loneliness and be welcomed into the new familial fold, I would welcome him as an old friend and we three would reminisce, dishevelled and a shadow of former glory, about how amazing we were in the good old days and then play Scrabble as young maximus Jr. (as he would be known after I left) went off to play with the big boys, destroying buildings in the name of civil disobedience and global egalitarianism.

Joker_in_the_pack would be like, 150 at this point so would've missed our sofa-reminisce.

AHH!!! I'm hit!

MANDOWN!!!

You seriously love them, don't you?

Stop posting.

HMMM... How about dead_dreams and elysiume. I keep thinking their kid would be named delysium.

Do me!! Do me!!

I mean, couple me with someone :D...
Who isn't stupid or a troll ¬_¬

Geo and Beowulf have Geowulf, lord of all forum games!

Lmao
I really did
Hahaha

Why am I suddenly getting involved with this?

Because you are a part of Gnet

I imagine Geowulf's sword is an exclamation mark and his shield a smiley XD
While playing forum games he listens to metal.