Ruination IPA
 

Stone Ruination IPA. So called because of the immediate ruinous effect on your palate. The moment after the first swallow, all other food and drink items suddenly become substantially more bland than they were just seconds before. By the time you develop a taste for this IPA, you may find that your are permanently ruined from being able to enjoy lesser brews. Good. We freely admit to doing this. On purpose even! People are sometimes crazy enough to thank us for this assault. To which we reply, "You're welcome."

Thank you Stone Brewery.

To those that don't know, this is Arrogant Bastard Ale times 2 or 3. o_0

Brewdog - Punk IPA

"A beer of inherent contradiction. This heavy weight of the beer world is strikingly delicate with a white gold appearance. The light fruity aroma dominates the initial confrontation; lychee, kiwi and passionfruit all prevail with subtle nuances of cherry and strawberry.

Don’t be fooled however by this smooth medium bodied ale. As it trickles down your throat as this wolf in sheep’s clothing begins to grow teeth. The bite comes as the bitterness builds and endures no matter how hard the malty sweetness of the alcohol tries to tame this ferocious beast. An exciting beer that will captivate with a whole body drinking experience."


If you can actually get a bottle the label's absolutely hilarious.

I'll stick to my mead..

I have yet to taste a beer that I liked.

Whiskey is the only manly drink. Everything else is for girls!

SCOTCH! I love scotch. I had my first at age eight. Lulz.

Fuck you, asshole... I am Great!


Hello, my darlings. xxxooo

The timing on that was impeccable.

Do you have a pic?

...fuck Off!!!

I have no idea what's going on.

You wouldn't! You've been too busy being fucking... NOISY! FUCK OFF, ASSHOLE!!! My darlings... XXOO

This guy is far more awesome than any of you.

Whiskey. Stone Brewery does make the greatest beer though.

Lololololol.

Hey, man, Kei is awesome! He's a fucking inspiration. He does exactly what he wants to do, what he enjoys! I'm currently in the middle of making a bunch of backing music for him.

My bicycle has a light!

It's "I have a headlight on my bike :) ."

Like that.






























And I can't believe you remembered that. I must have said it here once!

It was my favorite post of yours that you ever made. It made me burst out loud laughing and after that I thought you were all right after all.

It comes from a t-shirt / album I released in the early to mid '80s. Japanese people fucking love them. I'm pretty sure 90% of them are owned by Japanese people. "Bipolar Joe Has A Headlight On His Bike :) ." and then a stupid biro drawing of me on a bike with a headlight on it, looking all pleased. It's so colourful it'll give you a fit. If anyone ever finds one, hit me up, I haven't seen one since '93.

I'll DIY you one.

No, they were all signed and numbered. Been looking for one for four years, when someone told me it was their favourite BP-J album. I'd forgotten about it completely, and remembered spending months making those t-shirts by hand. It made me sad to think that something I put such a ridiculous amount of effort into (500 handmade, each with there own mistakes, some with typos), and I don't have one.

:(


Poor baby.

Wanna fuck?

do you have a novelty condom?