The thread where we pretend we are drum kits.
 

Boomtikkaboomboom boomchk boomtikkachkchkboomtikkachk!

DumdumBOOMDududumdumBOOMdududumdumBOOMdududumdumBO OMCHK-PSH! BOOMDududumdumBOOMdududumdumBOOMdududumdumBOOM

Tribal drumming.

Ah-boom-tish..........

Boom-boom-tish-tish-boom

Dooga Dooga Dooga Dooga
Bom tsh chbom tsh bom bom tsh chbom tshhh
Bomda bomda tsh dooga bom tsh bom tsh
CRASSSSSHHHHHhhhh

TOOONG TOONG TOOONG TOONG PSSSSSSSSSSSSH...
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Splash-splash!

Check it out I'm Venetian Snares

Boomtshtickatickabombomtickabomboomboomboomboomtic katickaskshtastkakakaatshtshboomtshtrackabambambam tickabombomcshcshschhhhhbittabitabitbitbomtshtshts hcrshrickatchchchcchchchhhhhhhbroombram.

Boomtikkatikkatiktiktiktititititiiiiii boomtkiiachktikboom boom tikkatikchktikchkchkboom

BoomtikatikaboomboomboomboomBoomtikatikaBoomtikati kaboomboomboomboomBoomtikatika

TSHTSHTSHTSHPSHTSHTSHTSHTSHPSH

BUDDADABUDDADABUDDADA

*chime in tank tread sounds*

Seriously, I make the most badass threads.

TICK TICK BOOM!

No wait. Sorry.

Take two.

80BPM
- _ _ _ - _ _ _ - _ _ _ - _ _ _ [Kick]
_ _ - _ _ _ - _ _ _ - _ _ _ - _ [Snare]
- _ - _ - _ - _ - _ - _ - - - _ [HHat]

i'm not too good at vocalising drum sounds.

I had a hunch you were a drummer, tekajo.

Tickita tick tick chh chh chh chh tickita tick tick chh chh chh chh tickita tick tick chh chh chh chh doof doof doof doof tickita chh tickita chh doof doof doof doof tickita chh chh tickita chh chh.

Ah Filth, don't let that piss poor polka beat fool you into thinking that i know anything about drum beats. i've toyed with Jeskola Buzz (www.buzzmachines.com) and FL Studio for years and i still can't put together a decent rhythm. Still learning.

Budoom boom boom bang boom dt dt dtdt dt dt dt CRASH boom boodoomdodoomdodoom boom CRASH dt dt boom boom drrrrrttttt Crash!

Putting together beats is the easiest shit, man, for serious.

I have a hard time doing so.

It's almost as easy as actually drumming.

How the fuck are you playing yourself.

I'm a terrible drummer.

I'm a magic drum kit.

James Brown time!!!!! ::D bm bm tsh chka chka bm tsh !!!

ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts ts cha ts ts ts ts ts ts ts...

o0ntz o0ntz o0ntz o0ntz o0ntz o0ntz o0ntz o0ntz o0ntz


FUCK YOU, I'M A DRUM MACHINE!


A distorted Roland tr-909 to be exact. I was inspired by that Psyclon Nine thread I saw earlier. Sorry to gay up your thread like this guys.