Necrophagist Intolerance on Gothic Net
 

Leave Necro alone! He's a human with feelings! Stop talking shit on him, and blow it out your cornhole!!! I mean, he gives and gives and gives, it's never enough for your assholes! I'm going to work on my Chris Crocker impersination because it sucks!... FUCK YOU, ASSHOLES!!

This isn't funny at all.

It's meant to be a cheap knockoff of the other intolerance thread, a horrible one.

Parody thread intolerance on Gnet!

Why I posted it, there's still a part of me that is post really lame shit, and I can't seem to kill it.

I know that.

Terrible. Just terrible. This is a fail of a parody thread. I mean yes, its parody, but in no way does it add to the forum. It's not even funny.

It was meant to be stupid, and unfunny like my old humor. I felt like getting it off my chest, felt it'd make it easier to remove some more of my faults, and become a better person... I'm still an idiot, though.

Dear Duane,

The Judge has noticed you around recently, and has taken it upon herself to help improve your quality of life. Here's a free piece of advice: constant self-berating posts are tiresome. You clearly wish to be liked (a natural human response, if a somewhat needy one), but a tip, if I may: people are, generally speaking, attracted to those who are comfortable with themselves, as a measure of self-worth allows independence and the cultivation of one's own ideas, free from the yoke of such thoughts as "shit, I'm so not funny, I'm so lame". It is precisely this quality which allows one to become an interesting and well-rounded person. Flaws are not a crime, and everybody but the Judge has them. However, constant reiteration of your own worthlessness will arouse only pity at best, and agreement at worst.

Short version: just relax, for fuck's sake.

You're welcome,
The Judge

Hahaha short version =]

Yeah, I keep experiencing relapses with the whole "I'm an idiot, pity me" shit, I'm just going to shut the fuck up.

I wish I had half a penny for every three times Duane said he was going to quit being annoying and failed to fulfill that pledge.
I'd be able to buy that castle.

It is pretty bad.

HumanePain`s thread was much better.