What am I supposed to do... Stop living?
 

Ummmm.... Guess I'll just answer that damn questions.

Spell check.... nice.

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

I love movies and music. I also love to drink.

2. Where are you from?

This is such a broad question.

3. Who is your favorite author?

Chuck Palahniuk

4. What are your favorite films?

My most favorite film is Pulp Fiction. I like all movies though.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?

That song from Edward Scissorhands when Winona Ryder is dancing in the snow created by Ed carving the ice sculptor.

6. At your funeral?

Archangel by VnV Nation

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?

Painfully.

8. What kind of casket would you want?

None.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

T-shirt and Jeans.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?

Nap-time.

11. What's your favorite band?

Tom Waits.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?

Ha...

13. Why did you join?

I don't really know.... Bored I guess.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?

42.

That was easy...

Look forward to being a part of this here forum.

Damn I need a cigarette....

Tom Waits! I heartily approve.
Welcome to Gnet.

I thought your name was Magnificent Beard on first glance, and I thought "I immediately love you," and then I realized that it's bastard, and I read your intro, and I can say with assurance that my first impression is also equally mistaken.

Why?

I have done noting to offend you.

What have I done?

Hello you bastard! Tom Waits is great. So are T-shirts, jeans, and naps. On that note...

I thought your intro was very bland, and anyone who wants to die painfully is lying.

Also, the fact that your name is not Magnificent Beard makes me dislike you.

(anyone who wants to die painfully is lying.)

-Here we can play the Clinton game and ask what you mean by 'want', or I could say that, though the body conflicts with it at the time, it CAN still be choice. Granted, in the heat of the moment your mind and body are going to completely reject death PERIOD whether painful or not (unless you are offing yourself). However, seeing as how it is going to be my last experience in life, why not have it completely attack all my senses? I, though the actions may conflict, want my last experience to be intense. Pain would seem to be the most stimulating, and why not?!

I don't believe that anyone who is in the process of painfully dying is going to think "oh shit this is EXACTLY what I wanted!" But I could be wrong. And that person is fucked up. But, perhaps, I am also considering brutal deaths and torture, and that may not be what you have in mind.

where are you from?
this is such a broad question.
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what is so broad about it?
it could be answered with a few answers. An answer giving your place of birth or the place where you spent the majority of your life or wherever you consider yourself to be from. Space. whatever. Anything could do.

Hitchiker's Guide Reference.... Welcome.

I will try to fit in.

Although I might be too much of a drunk.

Ahhh well...

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I will try...

Getting kind of a negative response...

Maybe I should leave...

Don't want to crash y'all's parade.