I'm more goth because.....[game]
 

Here's another pointless Gnet game. It seems so obvious to have a game like this but I didn't see one in the old posts so I'm starting it now. Basically, just tell us why you're the most goth person here. The more exaggerated your answer is the better it is. For example, I'm more goth than you because:


I backcomb my eyelashes.

Somebody check me on this but I do remember seeing a gother than thou thread somewhere. To be honest it's been a long time since I've seen one, so heres a cookie *gives cookie*.

Digging a little deeper in the archives revealed this.

I'm so goth that (blank)
http://gothic.net/boards/showthread.php?t=13243

Joker said there were older versions as well. I was going to compile a list of all the serious threads upon gothic art and literature anyway. Maybe I'll compile a list of games I stumble upon in the process as well.

I'm more goth than you because:

Dr. Avalanche was programmed after me.

I'm more goth than you because I put black food colouring in my tea.

I'm more goth because I attend funerals to pick up women on the rebound.

I'm more goth because I cry blood.

I'm more Goth than you all because in dog years I'm already dead.

I'm more Goth than you all because I used to live and study on cemetary grounds.

(True fact).

I put 20 quid on Joker being Sanctus Dei.

You should have that looked at, my gf somtimes cries blood, it was discovered that this was due to a blood vessel that repeatedly bursts by her tear duct.

I actually wasn't serious, I thought this was a 'make up ridiculous crap that makes you goth' thread.

Yeah it is, but ever since I found out my gf literaly cries bloody tears when she cries or gets angry I take it a little more seriously. Only a little, here have a cookie *gives cookie*.

I'm more goth because I've not been properly laid in nigh unto two years.

Woe is me.

I'm more goth because I've been offered work as a professional dominatrix, true story.

I'm more goth because I shit bats, true story.

...........

Bullshit!

I believe Solumina, however.

I'm mo' gawf 'cuz hatas want my ride, and bitches want deez nuts!

Batshit!




tooshort

I'm more goth than y'all 'cos I got black hair and black eyes, naturally.

BWAHAHA!!!!

=_=

Bat-shaped sprinkles on bran muffins.

I shit bats.

In fact, I've shit many a bats.

Many a bats have been shitten by me over the years.

I´m more goth than you - in the evening, when I wake up I make myself a shot in the dark (coffee, stupid) and a bowl of black cornflakes that I buy exclusively on the black market.

I'm more goth than you because I can read Inferno and listen to Floodland backwards at the same time.

I'm more goth than you, I read twilight and drink human blood.

:p

I'm more goth than you because I'm not goth at all, and you're just poseur conformists.

I'm more Goth than you because Andrew Eldritch hates me.