Headmaster: No Vampires at Our School
 

http://www.thebostonchannel.com/cnn-...75/detail.html

BOSTON -- The headmaster of one of the city's most prestigious exam schools is dealing with an unusual rumor sweeping student classrooms.

There are no vampires at Boston Latin School, says headmaster Lynne Moone Teta.

Seriously.

Students at the school, which was founded in 1635, began e-mailing news organizations Wednesday night with the strange story of vampires roaming the halls.

"Supposedly 3 students believe that they are vampires and today when a student was bitten the police were informed," wrote one student in a message to TheBostonChannel.com. "I heard that one girl was arrested another suspended."

Police, however, denied reports that anyone at the school was bitten.

As far as I'm concerned, this is just more proof that kids read too much Twilight. They even mention Twilight at the end of the article. It is for reasons like this that I see Twilight, and the growing horde of rabid fangirls, as a blight upon our society.

"Growing horde?" My impression is that the hype is dying down, as I've heard practically nothing about it in quite a while. Then again, I simply don't have the time or inclination to pay it any attention, so...

lmao... Twilight is brainwashing people

It sounds almost like a real-life version of the South Park episode, 'The Ungroundable'. Rather absurd, actually, that these whelps should be taking such a mediocre adolescent vampire story so seriously.

I LOVE that episode! XDDD

Wow. That's funny. XD

Then again, if a kid was going around biting people, it was probably best to remove him for a little while. x_x;;

i bet that school has all kinds of diseases, like AIDs and such

How lovely.

Ever since Twilight, people have been seeing Vampires in their soup.

Lately I've been getting an urge to read at least the first Twilight book, due to the suspicion that something this lame deserves my full powers of denigration.

i read it, its about love, desire and some vamp fighting. it was very werid.

*sigh*
People used to have a degree of respect for vampyres. Then came Twilight-obsessed emo kids, now known as "vampire kids hardxcorelolwtf" or something like that. I seriously see kids hanging around the city, with those scarecrow fang caps and drinking tomato juice o.o
It's just like how people used to respect goths. Like, they would just mind their own business and no one would care too much. Now you can't friggin walk down the street without being called emo. or bashed for being emo. argh.

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but that doesnt relate with twilight!!!!!!!!i suppose Edward is loved by everyone and the Cullens doesnt eat people,,,,everything that happens now they just say TWILIGHT TWILIGHT TWILIGHT
IMAOOOOOOOO

What the fuck did you just say...?

We have the same vamp-kid infestation at my school. it's really quite amusing to watch.

grrrrrrrrrrr..DON'T MAKE AS IF YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING!!!!!!!
INSTEAD OF KILLING ME MAYBE GONNA WILL MURDER YOU FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Maybe gonna will murder"?

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
maybe i'll murder you,,,thats for sure

Don't get angry at me, you typed it.

t0 be truth u make my blood boil.....

Did you know "to" doesn't have a zero digit in the word? Crazy shit huh?

And you cannot be truth itself, perhaps truthful is what you meant.

Hey, why five periods? Doesn't one indicate the end of a sentence?

r u going t0 st0p analysing my way of typing????are u jealous??????

For now. I have to go work.

Doesn't matter. Vampire obsession began with Twilight for a lot of youngsters, which naturally segues [sp?] into wanting to be the blood-sucking type.

Ironically enough, I thought the only good character in the first book was the one who kidnapped Bella and was going to eat her. I was mad that they killed him. >__<

0f c0urse they sh0uld have killed him 0r else the film w0uld be inc0mplete with0ut bella,,,
thank G0d Slap Your Love had t0 g0 t0 w0rk :)