The "Insulting"
 

Ok, if you are reading this, I want you to insult me. Come up with the best or most rediculous verbal slap to the face you can think of. No this is not spam, it is an invitation for you to release any hatred you have for me or others that you want to project at me anyway. I know some of you are going to mad that I started this thread, but you just add to the fun.

Enjoy.

You smell nice today.

It's my new scent, oder de weiner shnitzle.

Yes, I know there's about three languages in there, I don't care.

The jerk store called, they said they're running out of you!

I dislike your clothing today along with a dislike of your face!

I'm sorry, that was uncalled for.

Have you seen my profile picture? If not, click it.

Ah I was wrong, you have a lovely face.

Are you a model by chance?
Haha

I'm not a real model, but I do some pornos on the side.

I don't get it...
I didn't realize people didn't like you.

It doesn't matter if you hate me or not, just insult. Go ahead, verbally attack me.

Wanna do a porno together, baby? xx

Get in line.

What line? It's just me, and this three legged mule.

Ok, the line starts with the mule. You are behind him.

Sandwich anyone?

Can we move you into the middle? Mmm?

Only if the mule is behind me.

I'm sure we can work something out. Please tell me you have false teeth you can take out!

I wish I could give you a gum job, but no, I have no removable teeth. I do have a double jointed shoulder though.

What's the significance of that?

Get creative.

I don't know how to be creative.

Then do drugs.

I tried drugs. The size of my penis shrank.

Wrong drugs dude. By the way, I don't do drugs but i joined a stoner forum anyway, and I have 19 respect points. That's messed up.

I fart in your general direction!