Quick question.
 

On the bottle of Jim Beam it says that this whiskey is four years old. But I've been told it is immoral to abuse four year olds. Does that extend to whiskey as well?

Yes, but no one cares. Drink and be merry!

This is one of those times in your life when you just have to say "fuck morals".

Hell yeah! Cue music- "Forget the bill, we've got hell to pay, have a drink on me!"

Guess it doesn't really matter. After having to be given IV fluids, and being so dehydrated that they stuck me 20 times trying to get a vein, I'm not drinking anything that's going to dehydrate me. :(

Ouch man...I can't even stand one IV, damn!

In my younger days I had, well, lets leave it at a history with IVs. So the needles don't bother me. The part that bothers me is that these headaches make me throw up so much I can't hardly keep anything down and when my wife asked about a prescription for the constant headache the doctor said to follow up with my regular doctor. Not only is my regular doctor's office closed until Monday, they're asses about prescribing narcotics and nothing short of opiates take the headaches away. My in-laws are to the point of wanting to fly me back down to New Orleans to get treatment there. Only problem with that is if I leave here then I lose my job, lose my job lose my insurance. At this point it seems that I'm screwed either way though.