I want to stop cutting so bad.
 

But my lawn isn't even half done yet.

Try an emo lawn, it cuts itself.

Pave your lawn. You'll get more parking space that way and won't ever have to cut it again.

Pull a Tom Sawyer.

Petrol bombs ,babe. They work every time!

I miss you when you go away, Ducker.

In all his duckie glory:

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r...076b044df6.jpg

Dude, no fair, manG! I'm supposed to be a man o' misstahree!

You could always try to get one of those lawns that are made of rocks. My uncle has one, just try not to fall on ur knees while walking...

I agree cutting the lawn sucks, my dad has me do it for him once in a while and its one of teh longest expeirences of your life. just when you think its over you find a spot behind teh tree and dshbgfajk!!!!! i'm just babbling now...

JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST!
Beard ahoy!

The funny part is, when I tried to picture you, it was somewhat like that. Though I imagined an eye patch.

Yeah, I got me a kick ass beard.

I disagree. Keep cutting, it causes your body to release valuable adrenaline! :)

Just make sure it's a fleshy place with few veins or arteries you could hit by accident, and that you use clean instruments!

Doing meth is easier and better.

But meth cost money, cutting is free.

Cutting my lawn releases nothing but sweat.

Also you don't get methmouth from cutting yourself.

Yeah, but aren't we talking about a bullshit way to feel good? Meth is much much better for that.