Hey you!
 

Despite your pseudo-bohemian appearance and vaguely leftist doctrine of beliefs, you know nothing ABOUT art or sex that you couldn't read in any trendy new york underground fashion magazine...Proto-typical non-conformist. You are a vacuous soldier of the thrift store gestapo. You adhere to a set of standards and tastes that appear to be determined by an unseen panel of hipster judges-BULLSHIT-giving your thumbs up and thumbs down to incoming and outgoing trends and styles of music and art. Go analog baby, you're so post-modern. You're diving face forward into an antiquated past, it's disgusting! It's offensive! Don't stick your nose up at me!

You spend your time sitting in circles with your friends, pontificating to each other, forever competing for that one moment of self aggrandizing glory in which you hog the intellectual spotlight, holding dominion over the entire SHALLOW....POINTLESS...conversation. Oh we're not worthy.

When you walk by a group of quote-unquote normal people you chuckle to yourself, patting yourself on the back as you scoff. It's the same superority complex shared by the high school jocks who made your life a living hell, makes you a slave to the competitive capitalist dogma you spend every moment of your waking life BITCHING about!

Well let me tell you this, I am shamelessly self-involved. I spend hours in front of the mirror making my hair elegantly disheveled. I self-medicate with alcohol to help treat my extreme social anxiety problem. You are a FAKER! ADMIT IT!You are a FRAUD! ADMIT IT! You're living a LIE! your life is living a lie! You don't impress me! You don't intimidate me! Why don't you bow down, get on the ground, walk this fucking plank!

Because I don't think you're ready for this jelly. My body is clearly too gosh darned bootylicious for you.

You iz teh person youse be hatin'.

Sometimes I do love you Ducky

I'm a little drunk, let's get married right now. I'll be over in a bit. Where do you live?

Time for some Pink Floyd.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRcQZ2tnWeg

Om nom nom nom

I thought I recognized this. It's that outrageously hypocritical Say Anything song.

Ahahahahaha *hug*

Wubba wubba wubba!!!!!!!!!!

Hmm...hatin yourself just a little bit kid?

Shut up, you.

Most appropriate Duane. I, if no one else, appreciate the relevance of your oblique sense of humor.

Now appreciate mine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVv5s...x=0&playnext=1

Duane is alright in my book. At least he's trying to better himself as a person as opposed to living in some magical world like the majority. He is aware of his failings and looks for support on working on them. Dude has my respect.

Not tha duckman...I just want to say that you are a complete and utter dick.

Shut up, you.

Oh, and thanks Ducky.

hahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I've seen his dick. It's complete and utter.

I have bootcovers that appear to be made from his blood encrusted fur.
It was a bitch cutting the fabric.

:_( I haven't

Would you LIKE to???????????????

...out there in the cold, getting lonely, getting old, can you feel me?
Hey you, what's this now, going down, going down?
Are you sorry now, going down, going down...
What's your story now, going down, why do you wanna die?

Wait, this isn't the "Complete the lyric" thread?

Piggybacking on me humor? Not cool.

Ha! Joke's on you! I didn't even bother to READ the rest of the thread!