Gothic.net Community - Bi, Macabre, Unique, Tiger Trainer in a corset

First- Does anyone actually read these? I wanted to join this forum because a few years back I moved from LA to Kentucky and I am so bored of the nascar, bud light, housewifey, chuchy shit I want to die twice. So I though maybe a few net friends with my macrabe prediliction might help pass the time before death. So listed here, in the order specified by the sticky note posted previously (see I can take direstion), is my information:
1) Job: I own a horse breeding facility breeding sporthorses (warmbloods) for the olympic diciplines. I also have degrees and experience in Exotic animal training, specializing in big cats. I trained Tigers and Lions for Vegas and movie/TV. Long ago I worked as a make-up artist in San Diego.
2)Where I'm from: I was born in the central valley, Ca moved to San Diego at 16 and went to college, Backpacked through Europe for a year at 19, moved to LA at 20 for more college, and moved to Monterey, CA at 24 to start my equine breeding and training buisness (Mythology Farms). Then I moved to Louisville, KY at 27 to purchase an equestrian estate for my farm, and here I am.
3)Favorite authors: Sir Aruther Conan Doyle, Edgar Allen Poe, Shakespere, Dr. D. Phillip Sponenburg, Kevyn Aucoin, Jane Austen, Simone De Beauvoir, and just for fun Sherrilyn Kenyon, Kim Harrison, and Dan Brown. Oh, and I like to read Harry Potter, Calvin and Hobbes, Foxtrot, and gothic erotica, too, espically in the bath.
4)Favorite Movies: The Women (the 1950's version), The Crow, The Crow city of angels, Saving Grace, Clue, Rocky Horrer Picture Show, The Addams Family, the Addams Family Values, But I'm a Cheerleader, Pulp Fiction, Charade, anything by Hitchcock.
5) Music for my wedding: At my wedding 20's and 30's jazz and blues played.
6) Music for my funeral: Tori Amos -Happy Phantom
7) How to die: I would like to die by poison, overdose, or erotic strangulation.
8) Choice of coffin: I want a marble statue of me crouched down on one knee with my wings fully extended and a mysterious poem etched in black placed in the kentucky Horse Park or on my victorian property. Then I would like to be left out in the woods for the animals to feast on my remains.
9) Favorite attire: White Velvet mutton sleved v neck top with my black satin underbust corset and a black raw silk hobble skirt flairing out just below the knees with a short train and a black velvet cloat, longer than floor length, lined in white satin with a platuium onyx, ruby, and diamond clasp in the shape of a spider.
10)Thing you mis most about childhood: I miss the idea that when one becomes an adult they have all the answers and all the nessissary money to make ends meet as well as a bit extra for a nice outfit, a toy, or a nice dinner.
11) Favorite music: Tori Amos, I also like Classical, punk, goth, industrial, grungey 90's, blues, jazz. I hate boy bands, R&B, Rap, and country.
12) Education: I have degrees in Exotic Animal Training and Management, Animal Behavior, and Wildlife Education.
13)Why here, Why now: I want to find some other interesting people in the area to drink with, shop with, complain with, and generally be around some non-Nascar types.
14) Female or Male or Both: I am a 28 year old female with an hourglass figure, a full back tattoo, a love of corsets, bondage, and victorian era/goth attire, a long time bisexual (with long term girlfriends, not "hey- I kissed a girl once-I'm bi"). Married to a very, very sexy bisexual athletic jock type Equestrian (oppisites attract). We have one daughter, now almost two, whom we both adore.
So, If anyone is actually reading this strange condensation of my life and is interested in getting to know me, telling me I'm insane, wanting free training advice, trying to get in my husbands pants (and so may are), letting me know that I'm offically crazy, getting in my pants, etc... PM me...