Random Fact About Underwater ophelia
 

She isn't very nice.

Fighting fire with fire? Not a good idea.

You're fat.

I disagree, I don't think Underwater Ophelia is fat at all.

Perhaps she just doesn't like you?

You couldn't even properly copy the thread right.
Christ.

Hosanna hey sanna sanna sanna ho!

She's interesting and looks stunning. There's two facts.


See, that's how this doesn't work in your favour.

She has quite a way with words

She's always laughing in person.

She saved four puppies from a burning building.

She can power a small lightbulb by staring intensely at it.

The ink on her back is eerily similar to the dead sea scrolls' ink.

A distant relative of her invented the limerick.

It is true that I'm always laughing in person.

It's also true that I rule.

She has a slightly higher white blood cell/red blood cell ratio than the average Arizonan.

Hmm you seem to know alot about her.

She's three orders of magnitude more clever than vindicatedxjin could ever hope to be.

She once held an opponent's wife's hand in a jar of acid at a party.

Her g.net user name is "Underwater Ophelia"


.... -gasp-

She isn't the kindest of people to VindicatedXjin, L'Oiseau Noir, and Crying Crimson Tears.

She goes by the cyber persona name of Underwater Ophelia, as stated by Penguin Boy.

For an unknown reason all of her recent pictures remind me of a famous French Actress.

Her poetry is never boring or average, and it is frequently thought provoking.
It is also at times so obscure to me that I miss its subtleties, but then I am not the sharpest tool in the drawer. Or box. See? I can't even get the idioms right.

She's good at bitchslapping fucktards through the internetzz...

Despite her obvious dislike of me, I think she seems cool :D

She doesn't even require a snorkel to breathe underwater. If only she wanted to use me for her nefarious/recreational purposes!