Hi.
 

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)
I'm a student. And I want to be a writer some day.

2. Where are you from?
Glasgow, Scotland.

3. Who is your favorite author?
It's James Kelman at the moment.

4. What are your favorite films?
Nosferatu, I'm A Cyborg, One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest. I'm not really well-versed in films; I'll watch most things.

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?
I'm unlikely to get married. I suppose if I did, I'd like to hear something by The Cure.

6. At your funeral?
Well, I'm not going to be around, am I?

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?
Suicide: I'd take an overdose. I'm not suicidal, but if I was going to die anyway, I'd like to have that last bit of control, I think. (What? Ask a macabre question, get a macabre answer.)

8. What kind of casket would you want?
Again, I'm pretty sure I wouldn't be too preoccupied with such matters at that point.

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?
Maybe this shirt I wear to sleep in that's four sizes too big for me. It's the comfiest thing I own.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?
I know I'm expected to spout sentimental shit about my innocence, but I actually really like where I am now. If anything, it'd be my spare time.

11. What's your favorite band?
I try to listen to as much music as I can, regardless of whether it's actually good or not, hahaha. But my favourites right now are Amanda Palmer, Tom Waits, Ben Folds and The Beatles.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?
I'm still at school--it's my Higher year, I'm taking English, French, History, Religious Moral & Philosophical Education, and so far it's really fun. I'll probably go on to do English at college or uni if I can't think of anything else.

13. Why did you join?
Because I was bored?

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?
I'm a girl, I believe.

This sucks.

*demands attention*

what sucks?

I was referring to the somewhat bleak emptiness of this thread.

i would have never guess if you would have not told me.
any ideas why?

i would have never guess if you would have not told me.
any ideas why?

You're not the sharpest knife in the drawer?

What do knives have to do with anything? Also, knives are inanimate objects incapable of operating a computer. What exactly are you talking about?

she was trying to be funny.
i didn't know a knife had multi function .i didn't know either that their had a mind of their own.who knew how clever knifes can be nowadays.

Who knew indeed.

The shadow knows!

The shadow of what?

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0...1.LZZZZZZZ.jpg???

It is bleak. Like a sex crime victim tossed onto the sidewalk, underwear inside-out, hands bound with electrical tape. ahhhhhh how romantic ^_^

Marla Singer.

Marla's my dream girl.

Knives are multi-tasking objects.

A clam opener on the other hand is a uni-tasker. And completely worthless to buy, becuase while knives can cut things, they can also open clam shells.

Alton Brown knows best and makes some darn good eats.

Which Beatles albums? That makes all the difference. You don't have to specify with Tom Waits, he wins by his very Tom Waits-ness.

My favourite knife I would have to say is the Nepalese Kukri. So versitile and just looks awesome when you pull it out. ^_-

I think every Beatles album is good too.

I'd argue that the quality is light-years away from being that consistent, but that's a whole 'nother thread. Stop stepping on my self-righteousness, I'm trying to be judgmental here and you're ruining it!