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Yeah...no, not pushing that out of my vagina.

http://www.thestarphoenix.com/life/p...017/story.html

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An Indonesian woman has given birth to a 19.2-pound boy, the heaviest newborn ever recorded in the country, a doctor said Wednesday.

The baby, who is still unnamed and is 24.4 inches long, was born by caesarean section Monday at a public hospital in North Sumatra province.

"This heavy baby made the surgery really tough, especially the process of taking him out of his mom's womb. His legs were so big," Dr. Binsar Sitanggang said.

The boy is healthy despite having to initially be given oxygen to overcome breathing problems, the gynecologist said.

"He's got strong appetite, every minute, it's almost non-stop feeding," he said. "This baby boy is extraordinary. The way he's crying is not like a usual baby. It's really loud."

The boy's massive size was likely the result of his mother, Ani, 41, having diabetes, Sitanggang said.

She had to be rushed to hospital due to complications with the pregnancy, which had reached nine months. The baby, her fourth, was the only child not delivered by a traditional midwife.

When a diabetic mother's glucose level is high during pregnancy, the baby can receive too much glucose and grow too large, according to the American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists.

Indonesia's previous heaviest baby, weighing in at 15.2 pounds, was born in 2007 on the outskirts of the capital Jakarta, according to the Indonesian Museum of Records website.

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...y_1487956c.jpg

... and I alread knew I didn't want a baby. Damn.

Shit son. That's a fucking sumo kid.

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Originally Posted by Still Jack (Post 566648)

Shit son. That's a fucking sumo kid.

He has a great career laid out for him.

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Originally Posted by AsylumVoid (Post 566656)

He has a great career laid out for him.

He might have a lot of competition from ninja baby on youtube.

I want to see a picture of the mother.

"He's got strong appetite, every minute, it's almost non-stop feeding,"

which of course means non-stop diaper changing. Mercy!

Is he the heaviest newborn in the world?

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According to the Guinness Book of Records the heaviest baby ever born weighed 29 lbs 4 oz. (29.25 lbs). (Historical Note: The birth occurred in Effingham IL in 1939 and due to respiratory problems the baby died two hours later. The heaviest babies to survive weighed 22.5 lbs and were born in 1955 and 1982.)

http://www.funtrivia.com/askft/Question52709.html

UGH.. yuck. Effingham is about 45 minutes away from where I live. They're backwards as fuck. That's my immediate reaction to anywhere in southern Illinois besides Carbondale, the town with the shitty University, which is just full of hipsters rather than hicks. At least Effingham isn't Cairo (which everyone pernouces "Kay-Row").

Good lord.
That seems like the worst thing that could ever happen to a vagina, the baby is huge.

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Originally Posted by DRM (Post 566853)

Good lord.
That seems like the worst thing that could ever happen to a vagina, the baby is huge.

Luckily nothing happened to her vagina, she had a c-section. Hence the title of the thread.

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Originally Posted by Saya (Post 566900)

Luckily nothing happened to her vagina, she had a c-section. Hence the title of the thread.

*yawn*

Now go for yourself for being so nosey as to enquire what this black text said.

Hahaha, has anyone noticed the hilarious look the regular sized baby is giving to him?