Pick your flavor of faggotry
 

There are a noticeable amount of homosexuals on these boards, so I was wondering what everyone's butt-buggery lean is. I tried to make them broad, but I encourage expanding on your vote.

I personally favor Puking-Rainbows-Gay strongly, though if Action-Transvesticism Gay were to become the M.O. of society, I wouldn't lose much sleep.

YES THIS IS CLEARLY A PARDOY OF JOKER'S THREAD, IF YOU THINK I'M ACTUALLY TRYING TO BE ANTI-HOMOSEXUAL YOU ARE AN IDIOT.

I'd either have to go for primitivism or being perpetually pounded in the ass by a 3 foot, steam powered rusty wrought-iron vibrator. Even though I like the primitivist philosophy more, I'm going to have to vote being perpetually pounded in the ass by a 3 foot, steam powered rusty iron-vibrator, because it's most feasible imo.

I find the wrongt-iron vibrator tends to get rusty after repeat use. I perfer a steel or titanum model for my anal-invasive needs. It costs a little more, but it's still not Anarcho-Primitivism.

I've found myself recently leaning away from traditional Really Gay toward Super-Gay, so that one.

Ahh c'mon, if you're gonna parody my quotes, at least make it something I'd say... You should know by now that I favor action tranvestite gay.

Oh, come on, that's hardly a conclusive poll. Where's the occasionally gay, let alone the surprise buttsex gay?

Awh no love for the Super Gays!

These all could be surprize buttsecks gay, why are you being so obtuse?

you forgot to include the immensly clossited gay, republican gay, and of courese the everpresent religously gay

I'm going to have to go with Sexual Tyrannosaur Gay. Mainly because of all the slack jawed fagots around here.

I was Thuper Gay, but then I went to speech therapy, and I am currently happy identifying as Super Gay, though I also identify with the concept of Super Queer and Super Fucking Queer.

I'd vote Occasionally Gay, or perhaps something along the lines of gay in my spare time.

C'mon, no love for Sohghey? You guys are such fags....

Crazy-puking-rainbows gay has always appealed to me, ever since I started looking into faggotry to begin with.

Um ... I like girls.

I picked Sohghey!

You seem to think that faggotry will be romantic and tender, when actually it is the exact opposite of romance and tenderness.

Fucking = sticking your dick into a vagina

Super Queer = sticking your dick in something besides a vagina

Super Fucking Queer = a form of fucking without a vagina, that ends up involving a vagina

Wake up sheeple!

I don't trust the surprise buttsecks gays though. They do it when I least expect it.

Woohoo!

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You... fagots!

I voted Anarcho-Primitivism because that might mean straight.

Here is a joke you can tell at parties:

Why do so many gay men work at brownie factories?


They love packing fudge.

Ta-Da! I probably shouldn't tell the joke, yet any gay man telling the joke is adorable.

In no way does Anarcho-Primitivism ever mean straight.

Actually, I'm a guy that likes women ... like the one in my avatar.

Yes, this is the second time you've said.

Okay, you can count. Yeah for kindergarten!

After I said so, KontanKarite said an all inclusive, "You ... fagots!" - so I responded.

And I may be in the minority, but I'm not going to allow this bashing of hetero-sexuality go on. I can't help it I was born this way, and I shouldn't have to be ashamed to admit it publicly.