Yo' Mama Is So Goth...
 

As per suggestion of the lovely Xnguela..



Here we go...




Yo' Mama is So Goth, Clowns spontaneously combust when she goes to the Circus.

:D

yo' mama is so goth, her wrists slit themselves

Yo' mama's so gawth she only eats Count Chocula.


*Sue me, I'm dead tired*

TOIB!!!!!!

Your mama's so gawth, Bella Lugosi was HER understudy.

Yo' momma's so goth that she blinds people with her pale skin.

Your mama's so gawth, she was fired from her job for fashioning corporate nooses from neck ties to decorate the men's bathroom.

Yo' momma's so goth, she named you Raven.
In fact, yo' momma's so goth, she named all your sisters Raven too.
And all your brothers.
And your gerbil.
Etc.

Yo' mama is so goth, bats hang little plastic "mamas" from their ceiling.

Yo' mama's so goth her Depends have corset ties on them.

Yo mama's so gawth her dentures have vampire canines!

Yo' mama's so gawth they call her vagina the 'Bat Cave'. Which is where they got the name for the club in the first place.

Yo' Mama is SO GOTH she listens to The Sisters of Mercy and Bauhaus simultaneously at midnight in a graveyard sitting in a pentagram surrounded by candles . . . and oh, there's a full moon . . . and then she dies. And then she comes back to life. And then she dies again . . . Tragically.

:D

Yo momma is so Goth that she spells morning as mourning

Yo' Momma Is So Goth... she shits bats.

Yo' momma is so Goth she keeps getting hit on by necrophiliacs.

Heheh, I like this thread!

Yo Momma is soo Goth... she painted your bedroom black for you.

Yo Momma is so Goth... when you were eight she got your dead hamster mummified so you could keep him forever and ever... *eek!*

while picking black roses, DUH

Yo' mamma is so goth she doesn't use fabric softner...she likes the pain.

Yo' mamma is so goth, nuns & priests resent her because she looks better in black than they do.

Yo' mama's so goth, the annoying little hour-glass on her computer screen sais 'loathing' in stead of 'loading'.

Yo' momma is so goth, night time was created to comemorate her birth.

Yo' momma is so goth, Dracula sleeps with a flashlight just in case.

Yo' momma is so goth, her poetry makes Charles Manson cry.

Yo' momma is so goth, she dyes her toilet paper black.

Yo' momma is so goth, she was born with excessive eyeliner around her eyes.

Yo' momma is so goth, the barbarian tribes of Roman era Europe had an oracle gaze into the future for an idea of what to name themselves and asked her what she saw: the word "goth" and yo' momma's face.

Yo' momma is so goth, when she visits Canada, it snows black.

Yo' momma is so goth, siouxsie and the banshees starts plays when she goes shopping in the grocery store.

Yo' momma is so goth, when fruits and vegetables turn black, she doesn't think they are rotten; she just says they are living an alternative lifestyle.

Yo' momma is so goth, in all of your parents wedding photos came out black. Not dark; just black.

yah moma is so goth, she sleeps in a coffen.

ya moma is so goth, your back yard is field with shallow graves.