Things that I don't like.
 

I don't like them bi-sexuxaxl people. That is just dasgustin'. It's okay to be straight or one of them faggots, but bi?? This ain't the damn hometown buffet. You gotta pick between the hot dog and the bun, you can't have them both!

I don't like them white people either. They be all up in ma' grill tellin' me about Frasier and Mcguyer, and I'm just like "Shut yo' cracka ass up before I call that NAAPD!" and then I snap they neck with my karate chop (I been takin' tai-kwan-do lessons from sensei Jackie Chan) and steal they white-people money.

Thirdly, I don't really like them goth and emo people, they be actin' like Satinists who won't let god into their hearts. Plus, I had heard that they be eatin' babies. I don't believe that shit it is so wrong and disgusting. Then they be listing to that scurry Heavy Metal music with that Marilyn Manson and I'm just like "S'wrong with y'all. Let god into yo' heart and act like normal!"

Finally, I hate bigots. I can't stand people that are bigots and that hate people for something they believe in. Plus they are racist and evil and Imma beat all they bootyholes. Seriously, it's like how can y'all look at another persons skin color and judge? That's not good and I hope y'all get cut by one of them Japanese people. You gotta be cureful around them, get them japanese people irritabled and they cut you with they samurai sword!

So, what do y'all not like?

/win ............

/fail

Too many capital letters at the start of sentences for me to take this seriously.

Is it... a... joke?

I lol'd.

Shit I don't like would include, boxer-inners. You know those fucks that hog the outside lane, going slow as fuck, making you brake and stick behind the grandma out on a Sunday cruise, and then have to wait 10 minutes until dipshit next to you removes his head from his sphincter, finds the accelerator and gives it a prod. Lo and motherfucking behold he finally passes, then you go to overtake grandma out on a Sunday cruise and cuntbollock up ahead has resumed his favourite pastime of having his appendage that should contain a brain inserted in his sphincter again. Taking half a decade to realize he's actually created a tailback of half a kilometre, and the driver behind him almost has to scrape his shitty little toyota IQ of his front bumper if he goes any faster...

Twats....

Ho, you best start runnin' cause if I ever get within reach of you, Imma kick you so hard in yo coochie hole that yo gynecologist gonna feel that shit!
Yes, baby. These are my honest opinions and anyone who disagrees is gonna feel my enragement. I'll cast my magic spells at them!

Much more believable. Almost grin-worthy.

If you come to New Zealand we'll see who can run the fastest to Porirua.

I don't like people who claim to be open-minded, but aren't tolerant of others. STFU, sit down or avoid them. Don't freakin' push your hatefulness in their direction let alone my direction because i'll unleash my cybernetic ninja monkey nano crabs on your sweet candy behind.

Its funny how all the noobs are taking this seriously.

Epic troll is epic

/agree PortraitOfSanity

Porirua? Ain't that in Africa? I can use my magic spells to run on water but you'd be fucked, baby.

I'm flawless! ^_^

Also, why should I give a shit what you gotta say? You just got done tellin' me that you got crabs. That is fuckin' gross, yo mama needs to beat yo ass before you bring a damn crack-baby home.

Oh snap

Crackle

Nah I'll stfu now.

I hate how my hair will never be an afro.
: (

Actually, I'm only happy when my hot dog is in her bun. But if you rub two buns together to spread a little butter around, I'm okay with that too.

Ain't no point in two hot dogs bein' in the picture.

And that's where the analogy plays out. *Phbbbbttttttttttt*

Which hair?

I think your hair looks great the way you have it right now ^^

Have you even been to Africa? They're too poor to even try to think of making up magic words for running on water. At best they'd try to chase you with a knife to rip out your heart to give to some Shaman to make an aphrodisiac cocktail.

Porirua is like China-town in America of New Zealand, except with Samoans and Maoris. Big 'uns too.

Awesome troll

Gurl, whatchu talkin' bout? Africa ain't po'! All them African princes keep e-mailin' me bout all the money my dead relatives keep leavin' me!

Shoot, y'all just scured 'cause y'all know that I could outrun anything with ma Kenyan blud!

Also, why would you be wantin' to go to chinatown? Them crazy japanese people will cut you with they Samurai swords and use they oriental magic on y'all! I'll be okay, since I gots them counterspells, but once again, baby, you'd be fucked since honkeys ain't got no magic!

I hate ghosts. Lotsa ghosts where I live..

<<in dixie

Your funnyness is just epic
xDDD

I don't like lakita and her scene schmene ass.

Why am I not surprised?!

Don't blame her, she's just having fun
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