~ absynthesis
 

howdy everybody

levon louis (aka absynthesis) here...

some of you know me from my music, most of you probably don't =P my recent work appears on the soundtrack to Project Gotham Racing 3 alongside Aphex Twin, Skinny Puppy, New Order, and The Chemical Brothers

visit either levonlouis.com or myspace.com/absynthesis for more personal info, free music, videos, etc =)

anyway looks like a great site so i registered here on Gothic.Net this morning to make new friends, penpals, and industry contacts ~ hope this message finds you well =)

ciao
: levon

Please shill your website in the 'Shill' forum.

Thanks and welcome.

Seriously, did you come here to participate, or just whore out our community.

Fuck you, I don't like you already.

Geisha, I think I'm in love.

Absynthesis, if you want to be part of this site, introduce yourself they way they have told you to (I suppose you read the questions they ask the newbies)
If you only came to promote your band, we're just not going to care.

They have a cure for that....

Aww, not the mallet again!

Come on, you know you want it! Don't play coy!

Well, I guess one more time can't hurt.

Just don't- *OUCH*

Ummmm... he didn't PM me, hun...

Dear Abby,

Spam this forum again, and we'll make sure you don't get a second chance.

Don't be a tool.

There are a bajillion marketing strategies that will actually work to promote your music, without pissing people off in the process.

This is your 1st and last warning from me.

Thanks for playing..

Buh-Bye..

Can we just ban the spam bot already?

wow... i am sorry for offending so many of you with my introduction... "fuck you" is a pretty strong first response for a place i was hoping to make community friends, and possibly advertise as a banner sponsor... guess not

all i did was explain who i am, what i do, and where to learn more about both without going into a long intro

if i violated your protocol or somehow soiled the sanctity of your community with my words then again, my apoplogies... be well =)

:: levon

No.. you just waltzed in like a fucking billboard is all. Most of the world abhors random solicitations from door to door sales twerps, and your "intro" was no exception. Had you made your introduction, got to know us a bit... and THEN asked if we chose to view your work, you would have been received with a tad more respect.

Use the fucking brain box, dildo... you threw your shit in our laps and never bothered to ask if we cared to know, stellar fucking manners bitch.

PS... All keyboards come equipped with "Shift" buttons, use it every so often, it makes you look smart and shit.

Aaaah, now, I'm in love too *sparkles in the eyes*

>> Use the fucking brain box, dildo... you threw your shit in our laps and never bothered to ask if we cared to know, stellar fucking manners bitch. <<

boy howdy, talk about manners... what a potty mouth! =P

as for measured intelligence, well, typing in lower case is just my style and might just save a spot of time in my work day - here at the game studio where i am paid pretty well for my 'thoughts' - but thanks for the advice =)

goodbye, good luck, and be well eveyone! i'm out

ciao
:: levon

oh yea - ps: any graphic artists on here looking for work?

what are you looking for, conretely?

the company i am currently engaged in project music works and sound design for is looking to ramp up to a complete second unit so concept artists, texture artists, 3d modelers and/or animators are being considered ... just throwing that out there for anyone who needs a gig

Look 'sweetheart' it's disrespectful to join a forum and not abide by the rules. It would be as though I entered your place of work, or residence.. walked all over your carpet or furniture with dirty muddy shoes, threw toilet paper all over your bathroom or sat at your desk and rearranged your paperwork... Then when you demanded an explanation, and a change of action I say.. "Well, I do it at home!!"

There is no god damn excuse for not abiding by the established rules of the board. It's show us you respect our forum and in turn we will respect you... asking you to type like an educated American and not solicit us in your very first post is not only acceptable but not much to ask.

There... "non-potty mouth" enough for you, dad?

I think Geisha girl has a point. I dont like him either...

Absynthesis, Im new here and I know how to use my manners and abide by the rules, so go peddle your business elsewhere you insipid dried up slug...

Hey now, careful sweetheart... establish yourself amongst the masses before you add logs to the bonfire... your liable to be kicked square in the head before the rest of us care enough to bail you out. But that being said, Welcome. Mind your P's and Q's for a few days and play nice... there will be plenty of time to play jock later.

Also, please make it a point to know not a single ounce of respect is gathered here through random ass licking... take a moment to decide who you are and peddle that.. we're more receptive to individuals, clones and brown nosers need not apply.