hi i'm new here
 

My name is Elieazer Dov Bear. My friends in the Israeli air force have dubbed me horse or the horse because i can move a little over 2000 pounds useing my body strength. I'm not a gym nut I don't take steriods. I just love my country.
I like to write poetry stories and songs. I can sing well or so i have been told
mostly the cure and some bluesy rock type stuff i sing while i work or when i'm in the shower. I don't really dress too flashy i'm really comfertable in a pair of loose dickie like pants and a white button down shirt and a dark hoodie. I have had many girls tell me i look scary or like a killer some have even jumped when i spoke to them. I got thick curly black hair and fair skin my eyes change colors with my mood's. My favorite album is the white pony of the deftones i also love the first two albums by the mars volta and various songs by the cure. I don't have a specific genre in music. My favorite auther is definetly Tom Robbins. I am a religeous Jew i keep kosher and hold the sabbath the last time i smelled bacon i almost barfed. I can drink that's another reason they call me the horse, and before the military i enjoyed my recreational drugs. At my funeral i would like a keg of beer and a karioke machine and then i would like them to put a dance floor on the ground where i'm burried i think that would be a cool goodbye

your not welcomed here.

I must say, I agree...

Why is it that the users on here keep doing that?

Die monster! You don't belong in this world!

You should look at this person's other posts. They're pretty intolerant and discriminatory.

Plus, I make it a habit of either criticizing or not responding at all when people post introductions that are one block paragraph or run-on sentences or use a difficult to read font ... because if they can't be bothered to try to make their statements easy to read, I can't be bothered to read them.

thanks bud

You're in the Israeli military. Epic fail.

That reminds me of this barbeque I went to one time... we were having bacon cheese burgers.....

Is it just me, or are we always mean to the new guys?

It happens a lot, but not every time. So, always ... no.

I sit, corrected.

Yeah, Charlie, Yeah!
Up the Irons!

I guess a person who can't understand giving something and getting nothing in return to help his friend's and family and his nation would consider it an epic fail.
That's just a poor showing on your part, sigh... It's probably because you are just a minor man

I apologize for corrupting your beloved rules of Grammar. I will try not to do so in the future

It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh...

uh.....ok whatever that means

That was more indicative by his use of the words "epic fail", though.

Why are you here,are you pissed off because your buddies got their asses kicked in order of deployment from the Helicopter?

I'm here to get people to think...I piss them off most of the time....But it gets them thinking....LEAVE NOW AND NEVER RETURN.

I don't know how to spell this., so i will do this phonetically...Too che

no and no! ... oh and mind your own business don't you have a oil spill to worry about?

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What about the blockade that has been enforced for the past few years?

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