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Sarah Palin Crowned Queen Of The World
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Ron L. Hubbard revived by Scientologist Necromancers
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Battlefield Earth Trilogy To Be Directed By Uwe Boll
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Veruca Salt and The Jonas Brothers are going to merge and become one big band.
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Ayn Rand actually right.
The Onion ought to make an article like that. |
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Barak Obama: Turns out he actually WAS a Kenyan, Socialist, Muslim, Communist, Black Militant, Reptite, CIA Operative, Manchurian Candidate, Anti-Christ, Terrorist, Avatar of the Old Ones sent to devour us all in the name of madness...Who woulda thunk it?
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Leftist Anti-Tea Party Militia Preemptively Strikes: "Diplomacy doesn't work." Hundreds of Conservatives Dead.
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Porky's 2 now recognized for the cinematic genius it is; given belated Oscar.
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Unlike the sister organization with the similar acronym, the founders of PETG are having a hard time finding enough folks who are interested in supporting People for the Ethical Treatment of Garanimals.
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After a three day search for their 15 year old cat snuggles the Noogins family finally found snuggles dead under the crawl space of their home, apperently snuggles had commited suicide when he realised that the Noogins family had been feeding him his dead siblings over the course of his 15 year life.
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Politician actually keeps all of his/her election promises.
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Green Eggs Recalled; Ham May Be Considered Next
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