I am blowing the roof off this!
 

The entire userbase of Gothic.net consists of five trolls, their respective sock puppets, and Humaine Pain.

We have all been trawlin' each other for years on end, without realizing it.

Today I break the cycle.

Hey! I'm not a troll or sock puppet.

After all, if I was going to start this thread, I'd have called it:


"I am blowing the roof off this!"

Ahahahahahahahahahaha!

This is a Lie. You are my sock puppet, and now I am trolling myself, to cover up for my typo.

It has to end.

Nice edit. I should have waited a few minutes.

Wait? So your sock puppet has chugged more than ten epic boners?

I want a sock puppet.. I would call it, sock puppet... hey is that against the rules? ;)

Ben, I've had you chugging Epic Boners so long that you've begun to develope a consciouness of your own.

But it's all a lie. You're just an account I created to troll Deadman, who is actually Alan...and occasional participate in gay boner-chugging sessions.

But a lie in your own signature about your own sock puppet? That can only suggest one thing ...

That you are someone else's sock puppet.

But whose? Hmmmmm .....

The knowledge of my creator is hazy...I have sought him since time immemoriam, but each time I get close I find myself destroyed and re-created at his whim.

How far does this rabbit hole go?

Wow, so many epic boners... so little time... yer mom....

Gothic.net is a troll pit.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4042/...b4e7cef0b1.jpg

We must escape this prison.

We have met the enemy and he is us! (apologies to Pogo)

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...How do I know what I AM?????????????

What manner of beast controls us all???

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.lemondrop...-pk-010609.gif

Vind: You are Duckman. You were created in order to troll Underwater Ophelia, who is actually Gothicus, who is actually Opteron_Man.

...So what you're saying is that I'm insane?

We're all mad here.

So it's possible that I could be YOU?

No. That's patently ridiculous; but I could be you.

So you're pretty much awesome. But since I am duckman as well, I am not awesome. But I would never think badly of myself regardless of who I was.....so...

Really? Never? Even if you turned out to be like Hitler or Miley Cyrus, both of whom are actually JCC?

So ultimately Me, Des, Duck, And Jcc...are Hitler and Miley???

And Miley and Hitler are Mir who is, in fact, the creator of this thread.

YOU ALMOST GOT AWAY WITH IT, YOU SICK BASTARD/S

So I am Mir....