The Green Man Cometh
 

I have arrived from deep in the forest to avail myself of your company and all the pleasures such a rendezvous might adumbrate. My full name is Ráskógr Wulthags, but you can call me Raz if it is your desire. My favorite subjects of study are horticulture, art and music. I play on keyboards and woodwinds and can whistle a seductive song or two. I hail from the Eastern Mountains, I enjoy a good scary story and I am exceedingly pleased to make your acquaintance.

Hail and welcome I am RAZ these are the questions and enjoy yourself.

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

2. Where are you from?

3. Who is your favorite author?

4. What are your favorite films?

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?

6. At your funeral?

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?

8. What kind of casket would you want?

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?

11. What's your favorite band?

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?

13. Why did you join?

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job) Merriment and mischief ...

2. Where are you from? The forest of the Eastern Mountains ...

3. Who is your favorite author? H. Noel Williams

4. What are your favorite films? Classic Horror including Universal, Hammer, Corman, Carpenter, de Palma, etc.; Historical Drama ...

5. What music do you want played at your wedding? I don't want a wedding ...

6. At your funeral? I don't want a funeral ...

7. This IS a gothic [sic] website, so... how do you want to die? By ceasing to exist in this plane of reality ... (Note: the word "Gothic" is a proper noun/adjective and as such should be capitalized)

8. What kind of casket would you want? A cardboard box would suit me. My chosen method of disposal is cremation ...

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit? Forest camouflage ...

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid? Levitation ...

11. What's your favorite band? Don't have a favorite ...

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major? B.S. Music Education, A.A.S Horticulture ...

13. Why did you join? Conversation with like-minded people ...

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender? Self explanatory ...

Hello, new one.

*stamp*

you have been aprooved!

welcome

Jesus and i thought i was verbose. i suppose you'll do. hope your camoflauge is made of wood and not tender foliage. It will be tested here

I see no reason to blaspheme against the Son of God merely to chide my verbosity, but whatever floats your raft. I've already passed through many trials by fire. I have every confidence in my ability to withstand any sort of test you might imagine. So if testing me is your intent, I say bring it on.

What do the initials A.A.S stand for?

Welcome aboard!

A.A.S. stands for Associate in Applied Science. An A.A.S. generally takes about two years to complete. The degree I earned is fully titled: Associate in Applied Science - Agribusiness, Concentration - Horticulture, Specialization - Landscape Design. It was my second degree and I completed it just for the fun of it ...

... and thanks for the welcome!

Oh come on, blasphemy is one of the things we tend to be good at here... M-O-O-N that spells blasphemy.

I hold no inherent respect for the supernatural or divine. But I see no reason for me personally to disrespect others who may. But like I said, if it floats your raft, go for it. It's not like I'm going to be checking every post to see who blasphemes and who doesn't. It was merely a figure of speech indicating my own preference.