Gothic.net Community - Am I lost...

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job)

Been trying to figure that out since '83, I guess wasting all the precious oxygen on earth

2. Where are you from?

This dismal plane we call upstate new york

3. Who is your favorite author?

That one chick who comes from that one place that writes about that one thing

4. What are your favorite films?

The Hellraiser series, yes I know Bloodlines sucked but Clive Barker has repeatedly apologized for that, Inferno also made up for that, I swear

5. What music do you want played at your wedding?

Whats a wedding, I'm intrigued

6. At your funeral?

Bad to the Bone, nuff said

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die?

Wait.....You mean earth isn't the Devil's slang word for Hell, when did this happen?

8. What kind of casket would you want?

Casket??? We've been rotting with world since since day one, I rather rot on the dirt I was born on, plus my body will help out the worms or some shit, go "Green Movement"

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit?

My birthday suit, what are clothes again??

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid?

Ummmm....being little....o...yeah and a kid

11. What's your favorite band?

The choir at my future funeral unless I die on some stranded island then I guess the crickets who might give a fuck

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major?

I major in slacking, WHERE SLACKERS AT?? Wait I think I have just discovered my career

13. Why did you join?

Because I need to be around other cynics like me, PLUS GOTH CHICKS RULE AND I AM UNDENIABLY DRAWN TO THEM, I GUESS JESUS HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR AFTERALL

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender?

MALE, No wait MAN no wait FREAK IN SHEEPS CLOTHING, WAIT....what does gender mean again