Confession Part 4: Nightmare on Gnet
 

I am the KontanKarite.

Yu know what, EAT A DICK! I'm The Despanan!!

It's true, we are one and the same.

We are G.net's holy trinity.

Minus One.

I love you, bro!

I love me too.

I am so awesome!

Yes we are.

You see, guys. When I first came here, I wanted to be nice and friendly. Then, from the grabassery that was prevalent on this site, I made Despanan, the fun loving intellectual dick. But there was too much fail faggotry infecting this forum, so even my KK account became a dick. I am not a troll... I'm a god damed HYDRA!

I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

You say black I say white
You say bark I say bite
You say shark I say hey man
Jaws was never my scene and I don't like Star Wars
You say Rolls I say Royce
You say God give me a choice
You say Lord I say Christ
I don't believe in Peter Pan, Frankenstein or Superman
All I wanna do is-

Bicycle (3 times)
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my-
Bicycle races are coming your way
So forget all your duties Oh yeah
Fat bottomed girls, they'll be riding today
So look out for those beauties oh yeah
On your marks, get set, go!
Bicycle race, bicycle race, bicycle race
Bicycle (3 times)
I want to ride my bicycle
Bicycle (4 times)
Bicycle race

Hey!
You say coke I say caine
You say John I say Wayne
Hot dog I say cool it man
I don't wanna be the President of America
You say smile I say cheese
Cartier I say please
Income tax I say Jesus
I don't wanna be a candidate for Vietnam or Watergate
Cos all I wanna do is

Bicycle (3 times)
I want to ride my bicycle, bicycle, bicycle
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride my bike
I want to ride my bicycle
I want to ride it where I like

I...don't want
a pickle
Just want to ride
my mo...
tercycle
I...don't want
a tickle
I'd rather ride
my mo...
tercycle
And I...
don't want
to die.
Just want to ride
my mo...
tercy...
cle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvLtNBm1yyA

-________-

Mir, you son of a bitch......

But I'm Mir. Remember?

I was on a bike
Ruth was on back of me
I hit a bump at 90 kay
and rode on ruthlessly.

I've got a bike you can ride it if you like it's got a basket a bell that rings and things to make it look good. I'd give it to if I could, but I borrowed it.

I did a bad, bad thing...

*looks around... Oh okay not that sort of confession place. Well it's a good thing I didn't go on and mention it*



700th post

I rule my own lunchbox!

Is it a Batman lunchbox?

Mine is ^.^

no such luck, although I wouldn't mind a bit of batman

I'm on my second Batman lunch box. I lost the first one on the bus :( so I bought a new one with a clippy idiot-handle, so I can clip it around my backpack strap.

Edit: I can only ever find them around back to school.