Again, Saya...
 

Why wont you just let me in?

Would you sacrifice anything come what might
For the sake of havin' me near
In spite of a warning voice that comes in the night
And repeats, repeats in your ear:
"Don't you know, little fool, you never can win?"

Saya, I take it you've forgiven me of my "trespasses".

Alright, fine. Let's be real. I was kinda E-flirting with you for a while for a good laugh and some fun. Then I saw your picture for the first time.

...Why do you have to be my type, Saya? Short brown hair, no make up, glasses, and kinda thin and nerdy looking. What are you trying to do to me; make my heart swoon over you? Seriously, I'm kinda lusting over you a bit now.

I think Saya is out-of-your-league. No offense :)

There's really only one authority on that one, Catch. She hasn't responded to it yet. I TRUST that she's smart about this kind of thing.

Either way, she is still out-of-your-league. :)

Yeah, we can all take you as an authority on such matters. Must be true because you of all people said it.

I can't dig where saya's coming from. A lot of people are gagging to do Kontan.

( no puns intended. )

Well you see, I SHOULD be kicking it with what all the magazines find to be the exemplary beautiful woman. But I simply have this aversion to nerdy looking girls. Yes, I should be plowing Bond girls, but I prefer girls like Saya.

Wait, was that a typo, or do you really not know what an aversion is?
I'm confused, dude.

My heart is shattered that your heart belongs to Saya, Kontan.
*tears falling like a waterfall from my eyes*

.....and i thought you were the mayor of my heart....
unrequited love sucks!

All you need is a uniform and my heart would be lost to you forever...:(

Might be the booze but this thread is making me tingly.

I thought the same thing, that he must have meant to say "affinity".

What the fuck? Yes, affinity. Thanks for that save, Ophelia and HumanePain.

Heh. Now that post is a little funny.

Yeah, I was like, um...he really probably knows what that means...what's happening?

LoL! This egg is so TASTY!

I've typed the opposite of what I meant before, but it was usually because of the exclusion of the word "Not." How that just happened is beyond me, but it's still entertaining to imagine the thought process.

"God! You're so FUCKING AWESOME, Kontan!"

*Continues to type*

"Hey, look... it's Catch."

"Where was I? Oh, right! I love nerdy looking girls."

Also, Fruitbat: Kontan might try to stab me for telling you, but he does have a uniform.

I did have a uniform.

So you tossed it, then?

I gradually lost pieces of it here and there. I've moved a lot since then.

Kontan, here's a seasonally appropriate song for those of us suffering from unrequited love. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ODrPL9-kEs
I feel your pain, believe me.

Love? Other than just being entertaining on these forums, I'm not really talking so much about my e-affections for Saya. I'm just saying that she is categorically the kind of girl I find myself helplessly attracted to.

Saya is aesthetically one of those kinds of girls that I hold in my fantasies. I've been lucky, however, to live a few of my fantasies out in Meatspace.

But yes, I find Saya retarded gorgeous. If she didn't shave anything on her body, she'd be even hotter. But I doubt she's all natural.

Ah so the uniform wearing eye candy roll is all down to you Versus - now do you feel the pressure to keep all those buttons shiny and those boots nice and shiny?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...3264298000.jpg

Absolutely not.

Fuck yes. That's character for you.