DeadlyButtMonkey
 

Hi everyone.My name is Mike and I'm from Flint,Mi.My hobbies are playing guitar,watching TV,playing video games,skateboarding,and hanging out with buds.I am a guy by the way.My favorite band is Korn.I am funny(not funny looking but how would you know)and loyal.Uh...think thats it.

Hi Mike.

I found your post a little hard to read - you do realise that there are supposed to be spaces after commas and full stops, don't you? It just makes it easier to read.

Anyway, welcome.

Yeah, I'm sorry I don't type that good. I'll work on that.

Hello mike and welcome! You seem to be a nice person and a good addition to Gnet. How old are you (if you don't mind me asking)?

I suddenly had Bruce Almighty pop up into my head.

"Hey, little anal-dwelling butt monkey. Time for you to go home, little buddy."
That made my happy.
+1 Coolness for DBM

I watched Bruce Almighty last week. It's a pretty good movie. I'm 14 by the way. I watch most of the shows on Comedy Central like South Park and Dave Chapelle. I have been playing guitar for about a year. You all seem pretty nice. I'm glad to be part of Gnet.

Ah Ha! I can now type!!! Lol

*Is impressed*

Hey, as long as you're trying, then it's all good. If you can laugh at yourself at the same time, then that's good too :D

Welcome DBM.

Hey Mike! I love your screenname! It's so funny!

Hey Mike, you said you like to play video games. What are your top 5 favorite games?

By the way Welcome to G.net

Your welcome. I can't think today. Oh crap, I feel stupid. LOL

Uh... The Godfather (1), Gun (2), Tony Hawks American Wasteland (3), Brothers In Arms: Road to Hill 30 (4), and last but certainly not least Brothers In Arms 2 (5). I have alot of games. 30 for Xbox and 20 for PS2.

That's quite a collection. I stopped playing video games recently.

Enjoy them while you can, as you get older you get less time for activities of that nature. Most of my time these days is spent doing homework, writing short stories and poems, and hanging out with my friends. I'm going to be getting a job soon too so there definitly will not be time for me to play games anymore.

Yeah, I wish it was not true, but you're right. I don't play them as much as I used to.

I never got past Space Invaders...

Hi there, DeadlyButtMonkey! Welcome to the enclave.

Things are going pretty bad right now so I won't be on for awile. I'll exlain when I get back. Bye for now everyone.

Hope that everything turns out right for you. See you later!

Welcome to the boards. Could you tell us why you joined in the first place, and do you enjoy literature?

I will be moving on May 5 due to my parents getting a divorce. So I'll be on till then. I joined because my friend's friend told me about it, so I joined. Yes I enjoy literature. Ann Rice is one of my favorite authors. I also just got into poetry. I found out that I'm an okay poet.

Can anyone email me? I need to have some online buds. I have 6 people on my buddy list.