Now wait one fucking minute!
 

...So does Saya shave her armpits? This is a very important question.

Yes or no.

-Peace-

Saya does not shave her armpits. But she does keep them nice and trim.

Legs however are shaved, if thats your next question.

Don't even think that this is some indication that I've returned. I'm still vehemently rage quitting and winning in meatspace.

Even though I am irritated and vexed at NO END by your persistence in being a bleeding heart liberal failfag. i swear to god, you're like a medium steak with a side of garnish. I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY FUCKING GARNISH! FUCK GARNISH!

But knowing that you do not shave your armpits is pretty satisfactory, which really only compounds my vexed feelings.

Carpet or linoleum?

Oh, you simply can't stay away from me.

And carpet. Hardwood or softwood?

Damascus fucking STEEL!

Someday, I will destroy you.

I think your sockpuppet cover is officially blown, btw.

I shave. I'm inhumanly beautiful. The cosmetic ubermensch.

Body hair isn't necessarily detrimental to beauty. I love armpit hair, not leg hair though.

As much as I wish I was the type of girl who didn't care about body hair. . . it BOTHERS me. I shave everything... EVERYTHING.





*except eyebrows and head hair.*

I keep discovering new patches of hair on myself, I don't mind it, but it needs to stop soon! I don't wanna be a bear! D:

I used to shave everything, but its too much of a pain in the ass. And I just don't like the look of naked vulva.

Saya, I do. Absolutely.

SCC, my biggest problem is that hair in places like my ears and nose has started growing at a ridiculous pace. I have to trim it much more often than I had to even 5 years ago!

I have a single nose hair that creeps its way out every 6 months. It's a gross feeling when I notice it. :(

I like my chest hair, not so much the back hair that wants to push through. Arm pits, pubes and legs can go wild thnx.

Silly woman. You should have blew me.

I don't mind underarm hair on others but I really don't like the way it feels so mine are shaved.

I feel all porcupiney... I wish I could get everything laser removed.

I'm tempted to post a picture of something awful.

And I know what you're thinking, "How will Saya take it?" Well to be honest, after all the horrible news stories that came out today about rrape and murder, I don't remember feeling this enraged in quite a while. So you gotta ask yourself one question.

Do you feel lucky?

Authentic Damascus steel? Where did you find a place that still has it? Everyplace I go to is always sold out.

Haha. I'm just acutely aware that being the real hippie is not something to be proud of. My typical day is very physically active, especially in the morning when I exercise. I often work up a sweat, and having armpit hair wicks the stink away from my body and keeps me from getting heat rashes when I wear body armor. I know it's a bit grotty to look at, but I'm not in a relationship so practicality wins the day.

I got halfway through that paragraph before imagining you getting sweaty and I had to stop.

I never understood the fascination with that. Why is the guy with sweat stains gross while the dude carrying logs is sexy?

The shirt itself is gross, not the dude by default. Also the dude carrying logs might give us ideas about endurance :3

Heh, with good reason. Logs suck. They are way heavier then the weight of the nation. I'd rather carry a person across the continent then carry a log as soon as I wake up in the morning.

Also, people get sweaty during sex, so half naked people being sweaty can be sexy by association.

So, Sweat + Partial Nudity= Sexy

Sweat + Baggy T-Shirt With The Stain On It From That Team Building Exercise That You Did For Your Work Years Ago (Team Building Exercise '99)= Not so sexy.