Attention Newcomers.
 

Ignore the introduction survey. It's no longer important or relevant. We do not care that you want to be buried in a black coffin lined with purple velvet, that you read Poe, and that you listen to Bauhaus. We no longer care about how much black and chains and lace go along with your shallow materialism you call an identity.

This.

Survey.

Is.

Irrelevant.

And you're an insufferable tool who deserves to be biblically scourged for even thinking differently on this. It was just a strong suggestion then and it's just a tired disingenuous practice to invoke the survey out of habit now. No one cares, so do not waste your energy on it.

If you want to do an intro thread, then a better suggestion is to do something creative. Get us thinking. Write a compelling essay. Something. But the survey is over now. That's a part of the ancient regime and is no longer relevant. You Plain dwellers need to recognize because I'm the mother fucking storm on the Mountain!

Who are you, again?

DoubleK is on the rags, again... oooohhhhhhh

Not do the introduction survey? He's completely off his rocker. We use those surveys power our perpetual motion machine so that our airship doesn't just fall out of the sky.

*shakes fist* We may need a revolution, but this isn't the way to get it.

Yeah that. :D

DoubleK ... you are too new here to tell anyone anything.

Nobody with 40 posts should be spouting this crap.

Stick around and EARN the respect, dude.

In the meantime, to the newbies that might have stumbled across this, don't listen to this idiot. The consensus of the membership here is that WE DO want you to fill out the survey, as how you choose to respond to those questions gives us a chance to get to know you in a short form.

God, you guys suck.

First of all, it's Kontan, you half-wits.
Second, you are kidding about earning respect, right?

dont flame

Who is Kontan?

a big jerk...

I'm going to have a heart attack.

Is Kontan your doctor? I hear he's a jerk.

I'm with Versus on this ... who is this Kontan of whom you speak?

All I see is a noob.

It's nice to not be standing here, alone. Again.

Well, I don't know what Ophie was thinking, but I couldn't let your voice of reason drift away on the wind, unheralded. The people have a right to know!

^ this.

..................

This thread=dedication.

Sounds like some impressive technology you guys have here. Just don't let it fall into the wrong hands...then we'd all go off our rockers.

Ah... if only newcomers had a way to actually see this one before seeing the suvey..... then all you had to do is actually make them obey you :)

(ups - pardon my noob nosyness, i just couldn't help it)

I thought you get banned if you don't do that shit?