This is really serious
 

Choose carefully.

Toppings have to go on top of the cheese, else pepperoni, bacon, and other meats don't get that nice crisp texture.

Exactly. They'd just get soaked in oil and grease from the melting cheese if they went underneath it.

Are there really people so savage they put the cheese on top? I had no idea such things really happened.

I'm apparently a minority here in putting toppings on top. They're called toppings for a reason. Savages.

*shoooock* I've never seen toppings underneath all of the cheese, although I have seen a slight sprinkling of cheese on top as a finishing touch... and there are times when it is appropriate... like when the pizza is stuffed.

What if my toppings are sometimes more cheese? Where does the additional cheese go?

Into my jokes.

Calzones are better than pizza, and the topping are surrounded by cheese.

I wish to be your trophy wife.

How can you be in a minority when the poll says 9 people voted ... and they all voted the same way? Silly Saya!

Oh, wait. Are you referring to the fiefdom you rule over there in canuck-land? Well, Canadians are ... "off" ... a little. Is that what lies under that oh-so-perfectly-courteous-and-oftentimes-too-cheerful exterior? A propensity for putting the toppings under the cheese? Barbarians!

But what do expect from people who put "back bacon" on a pizza to begin with?

Now this all makes me want to listen to Bob & Doug McKenzie's album again! LOL!

Yes, I was talking about peasants I rule over. And these were vegetarian pizzas so there was no back bacon :P. But still! What if I want to pick off the mushrooms?

Toppings under? Bases over? Utter nonsense.

I want a pizza really bad now.

I dreamed that I had pizza and a Dr Pepper, and now I'm really grouchy that I have neither.

I'm going to get a pizza right now. It will be great.

!!!

I think I'd kill for a pizza. Gah.

I could have that arranged. I'll send my people to get with your people. I'm sure we can work something out.

I put my toppings under the cheese. Mmm. Peperoni kept nice and warm by a cheesey blanket. Also Greg's Pizza puts their shit under and it's my favorite pizza joint.

Aha! See? I'm not making it up.

KissMeDeadly is obviously your sock pocket.

I'm hungry.

Pretending to put toppings under cheese is something I can't even think of joking about.

But it would hold them on, yes?

My thoughts exactly.

And HOW do you pick off the mushrooms, hmmmmm? If you can even spot it you'll have to dig your fingers through the cheese.