only one path to heaven
 

I am writing you to proclaim to you that there is only one path to heaven, and it is the prayer of salvation!!tell everyone you know!! All You have to do is believe in Jesus Christ! I only wish for anyone who reads this message to pray,and to pray with me!! I mean what would it hurt to pray? you only have to pray this one simple prayer, and the bible say's that whosoever shall call upon the name of the lord shall be saved, that's a definite shall be forever saved forever which means you are destined to go to heaven. Just plz pray with me this one simple prayer. Lord Jesus I believe in you Lord I know I can't save myself, will you plz save me I know I'm a sinner Jesus, but I believe you died on the cross for my sins, and that God the father rose you, christ the son of God from the dead after 3 days Plz forgive me of my sins Jesus! I accept you as my personal Lord, and savior. I pray this in your name amen !!!!!!! remember Jesus loves you, also how to pray is simple you pray by speaking with your mouth while believing in your heart. Also free gift of eternal life if you believe

fuck no....

I pray to and accept you as my lord and personal Savior, Oh Valor Kand....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlbvEurq0EU

for god so loved the world he gave his only begotten son that whosoever belevith in him shall not perish but have everlastung life

jesus loves everyone,

If Jesus loved me he would give me a bonus so i can make rent instead of providing a new house to my overpayed boss.

pj for the win.

PJ is made of win. I accept her as my sexy saviour.

I accept as well, especially if she is MADE of win.

Does that include even Lucifer?

The path to heaven is up the poop chute. Or so I'm told.

Really, and who told you that, your pastor?:rolleyes: But geez, I feel like spamming more blasphemous Valor Kand songs now.

Wait, what's a pastor? No I heard it from some guy who heard it from some other guy, who overheard a couple talking down by the river and they apparently heard it in the whisper of the trees. It's the secret to eternal youth as well. Or a colostomy bag, could be either one really.

Why is this in introductions? If your religion has made you this retarded and illiterate I will have to pass...again ... some more.

this is in the introductions because I am introducing people to jesus.. that is why

jesus even loves satan. although satan doesn't know love

Thank you, but I know Jesus pretty well already. The two of us actually have some pretty fun times, shooting up shit together. http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_I2ynVQOHUA...esus_crazy.jpg

funny picture I like it

I could never find a vein for him. He'd get pissed and strike hookers.

remember jesus loves you

Jesus is the only hope on the earth, for anyone that wants to live forever they should accept jesus. Jesus is the only peace I have

Of course Jesus may love me. But I think each human are his own god... Try to understand: if I have some wish, usually I execute this wish with myself. "God" is just suitable philosophic category that means "absolutely powerful", and nothing more... IMHO, of course.

Why is this thread still going.