Gothic.net Community - a thread about a snake? fabulous!

Hi there, I see you have found my post. *cracks knuckles* okay let's do this introduction thing. prepare yourself four a wall of text and gratuitous amounts of tl;dr

1. What does Cornsnake Do?
well I have quite a bit of hobbies, but at the moment I'm helping one of my dear friends write and illustrate a collection of short stories. I also like to collect fancy soaps. as for a job well I work at petco, it's not the best job but it helps pay the bills and a tiny portion of my college education because being a med student with little financial aid is expensive as f***.

2. Where is Cornsnake from?
I live in the southwest area of the United States where it is really hot and dry.

3. Who is cornsnake's favorite author?
hmmm...that's a tough one but I guess I can name a few off the top of my head. I'm a huge Tolkien Geek and I really like the works of Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman and Rick Riordan (I am a big fan of the olympians series) I also read a lot of comics.

4. What are cornsnake's favorite movies
Well, I really like slapstick comedies and monster movies.
I don't feel like going into detail because my list would be never-ending.

5.What music would cornsnake like to play at her wedding?
Oingo Boingo-Weird Science. no if's and's or but's. and no music at my funeral because I dont want to have one. like I'd want a bunch of people crying over my lifeless corpse.

6. How would cornsnake like to die?
eaten by a reanimated tyrannosaurus rex. dinosaurs are awesome.

7. What kind of casket does cornsnake want?
I don't want to be put in a casket but I would like to have one in my future home just for giggles.

8.What does Cornsnake like to wear? Mostly casual clothes (jeans, t-shirts, hoodies, tennis shoes and my scrubs) considering I am frickin dirt poor and living in student housing. but once I get a career going on I'd like a fancy wardrobe full of elegant and flamboyant attire.

9. What does cornsnake miss about being a kid.
birthday parties, holy crap my parents went all out when I was little.
and those awesome 90's short pants overalls with the giant kitty applique on the center pocket. I used to pair them up with my closet full of orange shirts and cowboy boots. I was a strange little kid.

10. What is cornsnake's favorite band?
once again this is a list that will sadly be waay too long. so I'm going to list genres I like instead. I like Folk, Doom, Black, and Symphonic Metal, Psychobilly, Dark Cabaret, 80's alternative, Classic Rock, Industrial, pretty much anything that isn't illiterate poppy brainwash gargle.

11. what kind of education does cornsnake have?
I am a student studying at the University of Texas. right now I am working on my associates for dental assisting and eventually my D.D.S. in the future.

12. Why did cornsnake join gothic.net?
I wanted to find more like minded individuals who are pursuing intelligent conversation and friendship. also reddit is freaking crap!! I'm never going in there again

13. What is cornsnake's gender?
Female.

That was surprisingly fun to write.