Dear India...
 

Please stop finding ways to spam websites.

Seriously. All the spambots coming through here seem to have one thing in common - India. I host about 40 some odd websites for various companies and people and over the past year the amount of automated spam that comes in via feedback forms is astounding. I track and log everything, and it is all coming from India. All the spambots here? Check the links, lookup their DNSs - all from India.

I am going to start a new personal policy. Every time someone from India spams our forums or sends an automated spider to spam one of my websites feedback forms, I am going to punch a cow. Hard.

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_z3qNyia957...0/cowpunch.png

More than Russian mobsters? More than Nigerian princes with millions to give away?!

That was a good one.
lol

Just be careful when punching the cows, they can be rather monstrous beasts.

Shit, I love this place!

You know sacred cows make the best burgers, right?

Wouldn't tipping them be safer than punching?

That's more of a Redneck Goth thing, isn't it?

Nah, Redneck Goth thing would be to punch said cow...after it refuses your advances.

On a side note i hereby relinquish all of my former claims of being a Redneck Goth.

Thank You. :D

Racism is always the best solution to spambots.

How is it racist to punch a cow or eat a sacred burger? At the most it would be disrespecting someone's religion.

The notion to punish India you're going to punch a cow doesn't seem to be playing on a stereotype to you?

Hm, you have a point there. How about every time an Irishman spams the site we punch him in the weiner?

Grandma was Irish, so its not racist if I do it, right?

I'm part Irish, too. Maybe together we could build a whole Irish person?

I don't think we have enough parts, but I have some Scottish and some Dutch parts to work with, we could probably pass.

I've got some Native American and German parts to throw in, too.

Why is everyone so racist here?

Ever notice how it's the racists who call everyone else racist?

Besides, we pick on everyone equally. :)

Guess a lot of people miss their User CP.

Yeah, that Martin Luther King Junior was a total racist?

Oh, bring up the 0.001% exception, why don't you? :p

There's a whole fucking list of people in the world who are affected by racism and call out on it, and a whole lot of people with privilege who call out on it. What, you don't think anyone is ever racist, nor should they be ever called out on it?

i'm not sure whether to "lmao" at this thread or continue to look at it "0_o" style.

I thought we were laughing at Sternn and planning on punching him in the internuts.

Ya me too until the dreaded "R" word got brought up...and things seemed to be little less humorous. And a little more "rawrous" . :D

Good thing no one brought up the word sexist, huh?

Oops. Well, shit.