Kasdeja vs. Elystan
 

Kasdeja, every post you make on these forums is so unapologetically asinine that I have to wonder if you are a troll, a dimwitted adult, or just a child playing at being aloof and indignant. I hate to admit it, but it's maddening to think that the latter two could exist to such a degree.

Elystan, you are such an insecure puta that it makes my testicles quiver every time I try to imagine life from your perspective. Do you understand how immature and self-centered you are being, or does it just not bother you?

I've decided that I don't have the patience for both of you, so I've created this thread to be your battle space wherein you will fight to the death. I can't guarantee approval for victory, but maybe one of you will emerge with a better understanding of yourself.

Elystan has done nothing except have a normal teenage relationship crisis.
Also, don't use the word puta again.

Why does it have to be one or the other?

Also this is an invitation to a 2 on 1 handicap match with a crowd favourite, not a showdown between heels.

He's not participating. He's just set up the arena. It IS a 1-on-1 battle.

Are you conceding victory to the other "heel"* by withdrawal?

(*I told you that you needed a new publicist.)

Te quiero puta!

He says he's 24.

TO THE DEATH!

Nothing will come out of this poll... I agree with Ely.

Chingar a su madre, cabron.

I meant this to be in jest, but if it's inappropriate:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e3...lingreport.jpg


Why? I say it often. D:

I dunno man, I think in this thread you're the bitch

Well, I am rubber and you are glue. Whatever you say bounces off me and sticks to you.

Not as entertaining as I'd hoped.

Angel-puss knows what's up. Fuckin' pacifists runnin' mah guvvamint.

I'm backing Elystan - no idea what eiter of them have done to piss everybody off, but at least he didn't try to make peace with his opponent to get out of fighting. Kasdeja's like the Roman gladiator who ignores the crowd's judgment & helps her fallen opponent up like a goddamn hippie. Yeah, human rights, blood sports are brutal blah blah. Give a fuck. I'm a Roman peasant, my cow's sick, my wife's dead, I might have syphilis, this is my only entertainment and I PAID FOR MY TICKET GODDAMN IT, SO SOME MOTHERFUCKER IS GOING DOWN IF I HAVE TO STAGE-DIVE THE RING AND START HANDING OUT ASSES.

It's not that either of them did anything. But fuck it!

APATHY'S CHILD VS. SAYA

LET'S GET IT ON.

So's your face

Not now. The adults are talking.

I can fill you in on how that'd go:

PHASE 1: Eye-fuck.

PHASE 2: Circling each other like panthers (who prepare for battle with more eye-fucking).

PHASE 3: BODYSLAM.

Who's on the bottom of that end result would depend on my mood - without wanting to bring too much hubris to the table, Saya is a skinny vegan and I'm a six-four Bloodsport extra. However viewers have our assurance that no Sayas will be harmed in the making of Versus' Wet Dream.

Come at me

You're a man with sensitive feelings who masturbates to his own poetry. You'd get bent over even my ego.

Yes, mistress. Now please lick my mangina... FOR FEMINISM

Put down your purse and listen:

I don't want to talk, or really do anything with you. That's what other women are for. The one and only thing I expect from a man is a good dicking, but you obviously can't even give anybody that. I mean, I don't know what stronger signals then "I think it's wrong to oppress women" and "Eating meat is wrong" I can give, but I don't think it would even matter because Versus is only man here, anyway.

So fuck off. I'll call you when I need a tampon.

Daddy's working...?

...could have fooled me...

Make sure you don't forget that promise when the fluids start running, sweet-cheeks. I will make an awesome tampon. I'm ribbed and I can play gee-tar - for that "I'm having getting fucked demeaning-like to cool musics and all your orifices are belong to me" buzz. ;)

This thread has the potential to become one of the greatest threads of all time. OF ALL FUCKING TIME. Do not disappoint me.