Love;
 

I've found it.

What do you guys think?

Seems pretty alright. Maybe if you cut off your hand at the forearm and attached it to your stump? You should be good to go.

Now I know what I want for xmas...

Yeah, but I want to keep a free hand in reserve in case they get close and I have to uppercut, you know?

I know! I think it would make an excellent home defense option for when Santa tries to break in again.

I don't know about that. Something about an open bolt weapon without a safety as home defense just doesn't sit right with me. What if a child or a woman start to play with it and cause an accident?

Well, that's not really an issue because I live alone. Even then, it's not like I couldn't sit down and explain to them that daddy's guns aren't toys and they could get hurt.

Seriously? Were you born fucking yesterday? Telling a child/woman "Don't touch this!" just makes them want to touch it even more. You'd come home to a mess because you thought you could trust them to leave alone the fully automatic weapon sitting on your nightstand.

Listen, I don't want to argue about the hypothetical circumstance that I live with children.

I just thought it was a good idea because the tripod looks cool and 180 darts per minute seems like it would stop somebody pretty well.

Well you fucking better argue it because you just suggested that somebody use it to protect their family/property.

And that's retarded reasoning.

1) It looks way cooler to hold it like Jesse Ventura in predator or that chick from Aliens.

2) You can't even get more then 9 seconds of sustained fire because the ammo belt doesn't link even if you could buy an additional one sold separately.

3) Not to mention that I highly doubt the plastic barrel is even going to last that long. It'll turn blue and start to warp long before you realize that a piston operated, air-cooled machine gun needs a spare barrel after only a minute of firing cyclic.

Funny, that.

I thought this was going to be about me :(

Who did you fall in love with?

It's you, Catch. You've been my one and only all along.

I'm not so sure... I kinda have a thing for water pistols.. you know getting someone all wet in all the right places....

This screams "You have pissed me off and I wanna hurt you" whereas a water pistol screams "You have pissed me off and I want to make you wet."

There's something wrong with you people...

Oh good, now I know what to get my boss for his birthday.

Also, Saya, it is very egotistical to think that just because the peach-fuzz you love makes a thread about love that it is about you. I knew it was really about Bex. Everyone secretly wants to sex her. ;)

My buddy, Donny, has that thing. Loading it sucks.

I recommend one of these (except they're kinda noisy for sneaking up on people).

For quiet sneaking up and popping someone (plus suction darts are funnier when they get stuck to something they shouldn't) I recommend a Maverick REV-6 "clear."

In one of my former work places, I started throwing around stress balls and shooting people with the suction dart thing.. I discovered my aim is shit and I learnt to duck and weave.

Talk about fun!

[b] At first, I was amused from successfully trolling Saya,

[b] And then I threw up in my mouth.

First rule of combat: Look cool.

Well if you are not going to tell anyone about who or what you love, perhaps Diablo 3, then I will assume you are gay and now able to be loud and proud. :)

Psst.

There is a link in the first post.

/whisper

If Versus is gay then I want to be gay too! I like to hang with the popular people, even though I'm not, because I have an overwhelming need to be wanted and loved, which is only met when I hang out and pretend to be popular, so I'm willing to change my preferences to be popular, ya know.....

What sexual orientation are your boots Versus?


Oh fuck, I seriously need some sleep!

Successful trolling of Peaches! My work here is done!

^_^