Have a problem.
 

The other day I liked this band but they weren't goth.

In fact, they looked quite sunny.

Should I kill myself now or wait til after I get my custom designed, red velvet linned coffin? I've been planning on doing it for weeks but those guys at the shop just can't make the fucking deadline. God all this stress from daily life just isn't enough for me, how do they expect me to wait to die when they keep making me want to die????!!

FUCKMAN

Kill yourself now. Let your family sort out the details. Don't forget to leave a note stating in no uncertain terms that IT IS SUICIDE. Families hate that and you want to show them good! That way they can't be all "maybe it was murder".

SUICIDE, BITCHES!

Hedge your bets.
Insert a poisonous suppository so you may slowly waste away and draw out as much angst and indignity as possible. This will do wonders for your complexion and also give you time to get the coffin.

If at any point the band buys into the goth trend - dramatically pull back from the maw of death to say you liked them before they were cool/they're trying too hard.


Alternately - flaunt the nongoth nature of the band conspicuously to show how above it all/nonconformist you are (while rigidly adhering to other subcultural pretensions).

Okay so I just tried hanging myself but then I realized I didn't have the right vinyl playing at the time of planned death...Omg it was so embarrassing I realized I was listening to UNKNOWN PLEASURES instead of THE IDIOT!

If I was ever gonna be as goth as we assume Ian Curtis is, I would have gotten it right. Now I'm trying to think of an extremely goth way to kill myself but the only other person I know of is Rozz and he died of heroin overdose AND I'M OUT OF FUCKING SMACK! WHAT THE FUCK AM I GONNA DO???

He hung himself, too. Poseur.

What's the big deal about how a person dresses or does their hair? It seems odd to bicker about such and insignificant topic. If you like the band because of their music then the lyrics probably appeal to you on a personal level. Their are many traits people are born with, but clothes is not one of them. It isn't that odd of an idea to relate to another person just because....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rlOVEMHLAMc

The Wombats - Lets Dance To Joy Division

I'm back in Liverpool,
And everything seems the same,
But I worked something out last night,
That changed this little boys brain,
A small piece of advice,
That took twenty-two years in the make,
And I will break it for you now,
Please learn from my mistakes,
Please learn from my mistakes.

Let's dance to joy division,
And celebrate the irony,
Everything is going wrong,
But we're so happy,
Let's dance to joy division,
And raise our glass to the ceiling,
'Cos this could all go so wrong,
But we're so happy,
Yeah we're so happy.

So if you're ever feeling down,
Grab your purse and take a taxi,
To the darker side of town,
That's where we'll be,
And we will wait for you and lead you through the dancefloor,
Up to the DJ booth,
You know what to ask for,
You know what to ask for.

Go ask for Joy Division,
And celebrate the irony,
Everything is going wrong,
But we're so happy,
Let's dance to Joy Division,
And raise our glass to the ceiling,
'Cos this could all go so wrong,
But we're so happy,
Yeah we're So happy.

So let the love tear us apart,
I've found the cure for a broken heart,
Let it tear us apart,
let the love tear us apart,
I've found the cure for a broken heart,
Find More lyrics at www.sweetslyrics.com
Let it tear us apart,
(Let it tear us apart)
So let the love tear us apart,
I've found the cure for a broken heart,
Let it tear us apart,
(Let it tear us apart)
So let the love tear us apart,
I've found the cure for a broken heart,
Let it tear us apart,
Let it tear us apart,
Let it tear us apart.

Let's dance to joy division,
And celebrate the irony,
Everything is going wrong,
But we're so happy,
Let's dance to joy division,
And raise our glass to the ceiling,
'Cos this could all go so wrong,
But we're so happy,
Yeah we're so happy,
So happy,
Yeah we're so happy,
So happy,
Yeah we're so happy.

!!!..........

Sometimes I doubt my love for this place and you people, then something awesome like this thread happens and I realize my love is true.

I'm so happy I could cut myself and listen to The Smiths.

Fuck you guys, I burned myself with my specially ordered clove cigerettes while drinking red wine because I'M hardcore and not a poser like the rest of you. My wiggly eye liner frames my eyes beautifully and merely hints at the tortured soul that resides in me. I would kill myself right now if I could find a way to do it so that it totally expressed my inner artist in a way that would shape generations of goths to come.

Dammit, I should've thought of MissC's answer! :(

Ya, okay :)

Not everyone can be as hardcore goth as I am. It's ok, weep, weep for your lack of darkness. Perhaps if you weep enough and in beautiful enough a manner, you'll be able to join me in gothic paradise.

Then I shall commence weeping at once!

The hope of one day being as Goth as you would make me happy if I weren't so sad about not already being as Goth as you, MissC.

:(

Sometimes I like songs that aren't necceassarily "goth"

:((((!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO???

AM I AS STUPID AS CATCH?

FUCK! im OUT OF BLACK BAND TEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

my parents are going nuts because I stopped going to church with them. Liek omg they don't even realize i'm a total satanist since becoming baptized with the dark blood of Peter Murphy.

HAIL GOTH
goth forever.

Fucking POSEUR! Everyone KNOWS that GAWTHS are all PAGAN.

Fuck awf with yer satanism!

YOU'RE A POSEUR! I bet you've only heard the Cure ONCE!

POSEUR!

I've listened to them TWICE!