Need help choosing name
 

my friend is thinking about making a band and he needs help with chossing the name hes got 3 names that hes thinking about making it.

Is it a punk band or something?
I'm sorry they all sound lame to me. I couldn't choose. Try thinking of other ones.

I have to agree with Q.O.D. If I heard any of those, especially the first, I would fall into a coma before even getting to listen to them.

Paper Cuts Paper is the only one that makes sense.
I assume it refers to Paper Rock Scissors.
It is growing on me actually :)

The triangle one is plain stupid and the first one sounds like 3 emo band names run together.

I personally don't like any of them amd agree with Liriel. Try skimming through good fantasy books, or the lyrics of the bands influences, that might work. Or take every band members first name and rearrange the letters untill they make sense, or last names or mixes of some such things.

March After Rain In June Under A New Afternoon - Too long; too many prepositions; says absolutely nothing.
I couldn't help notocing its initials spell MARIJUANA, and I suppose that's why he came up with such a long name, in which case I hate it all the more.

Paper Cuts Paper - cutting? Sounds emo.

Purple Orange Triangle - Decide! Is it purple or is it orange. It should be Purplish Orange Triangle, which is still dumb.

I bet no one saw the MARIJUANA acronym;)

Last one is easy to remember(, first one sucks, and "paper cuts paper" sounds like a bad-attitude-girl-band from the 60's or something. I'd rather

Purple and orange are complimentary colors. It should be Gray Triangle.

How about Uninspired Crap? It's certainly descriptive of your unique personal style.

Last one is easy to remember(but is very simple and plain), first one sucks, and "paper cuts paper" sounds like a bad-attitude-girl-band from the 60's or something. I'd rather follow the advice from "An Ecentric cellist"

There are more acronyms.

MARIJUANA
PCP
POT

How about Parade of Travesties?

I don't know what's PCP

phen·cy·cli·dine
Pronunciation: (')fen-'sik-l&-"dEn, -'sI-kl&-, -d&n
Function: noun
: a piperidine derivative C17H25N used especially as a veterinary anesthetic and sometimes illicitly as a psychedelic drug to induce vivid mental imagery called also angel dust, PCP

I think we now know why Jokerman is so bad at thinking up band names.

Bravo, Jillian. You are as usual, on top of things. I did not even consider looking into these more indepth. It just hurt my brain to read them as they were... ;)

By the way, I would like to vote for Xng's name.

i think your all idiots and plus we dont live in the suburbs we live more in the foothills aka central california. we are kinda emo but at the same time we are drugies but we also like drinking more than smoking so ha bitches.

"Your all idiots"
"Kinda emo"
"We are Drugies"
"So ha bitches"

There. Choose one and go away.

Morrigan, you became 'Elder goth' in 34 days... wow... impressive...

hm... never mind, just something I noticed...

Now for the band names:
'Leave'
'Go away'
'Get the hell out of here!'
'Get lost'
'Fuck off'

:nods:

"I know no Grammer!" That would be cool band name. I was in a punk band named The Muff Divers.

Yeah... about that... I... Oh look! A distraction! *runs*

You dare call us idiots? I curse you. Prithee, I curse you from the depths of my little black heart. I'm a goth. I can do this. No, really, I can! I've practiced this skill for years - usually while I'm running like mad to preserve my virginity from these damned gothic vampire types.


I have an idea, call yourself "Go forth and bother us no more".