I need a mentor
 

I'm thinking of starting a Satanic cult, possessing children and engaging orgies while on acid and heroin. But I need a mentor.

And for research purposes, can I someone please donate a piece of their frontal lobe so I can implant them in the masses to make them believe in me?

Well so much for "in all seriousness." Me and Satan are planning something divine, so keep your hats on and don't forget to forget to forget.