Timeless!!
 

How's the helicopter flying lessons going?

I thought I saw some zombies at the local mall, but then I did a double take and realised they were just sleep deprived parents....


But they could have been zombies :-D

They are not too well actually!
I thought I'd start this summer, but then I realized that they are really expensive!
I started karate though, so I can throw some zombies around when the time comes!

I know right? So friggin' expensive. Maybe you could practice with flight simulator software or something? There has to be like a gazillion things different from the real thing, but we can 'pretend' it's real.

So you'll be all "wax on" "wax off"?

I'll be more like "Owowow! Please, enough!" whenever techniques are demonstrated :P
The fighting style I am learning is extremely effective it would seem. And some of the techniques are incredibly painful :P

Hey dude, at least you are doing something. Kick butt... hmm... that's not the right sentiment, but you know what I mean.

Zombie warrior Timeless Rebellion - nice ring to it me thinks :-D

Timeless the Zombie Slayer? :D Please? :D

You know there's a whole story in there, just waiting to be written. Young guy trains, knowing the day will come when Zombies will take over the Earth. No one believes him, but he knows. Zombies come. He kicks butt.

Then when he's walking down a deserted road at night, a UFO lands and gives him a suit in a little box. He loses the instruction manual and... oh hang on that's Greatest american hero :-D

Or Timeless the Vanquisher of Death!

Timeless Rebellion: Chief butt kicker

Oh and I want to be your side kick.

Fruitbat: Totally clueless...

(because if I assume the role as clueless, it will make you look sooo much better with the chickybabes.)

or

Fruitbat: The easter bunny's nemisis/ Nemisis of the easter bunny - that sounds pretty badass. I could jump out from behind things and yell "Fuck you bunny" and you'd still look way cooler than me.

It's important that I don't use my brain in this role, because I have a theory that Zombies are actually attracted to the sparking of whatevers in the brain that happens when you have a thought - so I'm probably the only person on the planet who will be able to walk amongst the Zombies and not be eaten.

Although if I were to be serious, I'd have to admit that my brain is cactus at the moment. It's off disassociating itself again - it will come back when it's ready.

Fruitbat the Clueless! :D I like that

When you say it, I sound like one of the conquerers from the middle ages - you know the one who accidently managed to take over a country, through a series of flukes.

Oh see there's a story in that... It would be a little like Forest Gump, except peopel would say "Run Fruitbat run" and I'd be all "Oh fuck off," :-D

Let's do that! We could be an awesome team :P

LOL.

Timeless the Vanquisher of Death! and Fruitbat: The clueless?

If you're having the ! at the end of your name, then I need some punctuation... I think the question mark sums things up nicely.

I quite agree with your oppinion in regards to the punctuation of our names. You are already turning out to be a great sidekick :D

Oh wow, I've just been able to cross something else off my bucket list.... side kick to a superhero... Woot!

And I managed to become a superhero! :D

What? You're only realising this now?

Man and people call me slow.

I suppose :p

If you're the superhero, you're going to need someone you can pine after (ala Spiderman, Superman with LL, et al.)...

I've got my chickybabe lined up... I'm going to be pining after Ape Descendent... It's totally unfair that she is so adorable and yet already taken (so that gives me the pathetic doe-eyed sidekick thing happening).

Feel free to chose someone else to pine after... If Ape says no, then I'm going to pine after a Bugatti Veyron, or an Aston Martin Vantage.

I shall pick Angela Gossow then!

Nice choice Timeless.. She's v. pretty. Just don't tell Ape, because she'll get jealous.

But at least we will be able to have a beer and talk about our fantasy girls together, while we fix up the car - do you think we could borrow batman's car? That was pretty cool. I seriously don't mind distracting batman, while you pinch his car.

You won't need driving lessons because as a super hero,you just 'know' how to do it.

That's true! We should do that! :D