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An AshleyO:

1 shot of Kahlua with habernero(sp) and cinnamon extract.

Serve chilled

A Timeless Rebellion: 112% Whisky and a dash of awesome.

Murder Of Crows: 1/3 Yager, 1/3 cinnamon schnapps, 1/3 Cranberry juice. Serve on ice.

Haejin: Half a redbull, shot of coconut rum, shot of peach schnapps. serve chilled.

What only a dash?


Fruitbat: 3 laxatives in a 1/4 cup of milk. (I give everyone the shits).

Fruitbat2: Moscato on the rocks.

1 1/2 ounces cake vodka
1/2 ounce Cointreau
3/4 ounce freshly-squeezed lemon juice
Splash of simple syrup

Shake with ice, strain into a sugar rimmed martini glass

Versus:

Double shot of Crown
1 uppercut after consuming

Also, this thread is awesome.

MissCheyenne

2 shots of vodka
2 shots peach schnapps
2 shots sloe gin

Serve in a tall glass with soda water and orange juice for a delicious fizz

Versus, is the drinker getting the uppercut or uppercutting someone else?

Does it matter?

Well given my inexperience with liquor of any sort (I've only had beer) this probably wont turn out well.

3 parts sprecher rootbeer
2 parts Amerique 1912 Absinthe Verte
1 part apple cider(the non alcoholic version) fresh from the orchards among the hills of Hubertus
a sprig of mint
on the rocks with the icecubes made from frozen ice tea.

A nice sounding combination of herbs, of a distinctly Wisconsin flavor, including the sprig of mint(my dad when he was younger even worked on a mint farm briefly). With the exception of the tea, which would be more of a Washington thing I would think. But I have no idea how it would turn out, and wouldn't be surprised in the least bit if it turns out badly. But if it turns out well, then I would be very much pleased.

The drink isn't entirely without basis though, the rootbeer and absithe is based on another actual drink. I increased the amount of absinthe due to the extra ingredients, and I'm betting the other drink used a plain rootbeer, rather than a gourmet one.

ape descendant:
1 shot espresso
1 shot Kahlua
1 shot scotch whiskey
float lightly whipped heavy cream on top

Serve after a hearty beef stew.

A generous mix of screech and chocolate almond milk, because measurements are for our male oppressors.

*generic bit about being a woman who finds measurements useful*

Apologist.

You work at a craft store.

Bartender! I'll have an AshleyO and an Ape Descendent.

Someone loves Kahlua

I like it too:

HumanePain: 6 oz. HOT French Roast coffee with a shot of Kahlua.
Best when sipped at 40,000 feet in First Class.

The Alan:
1) Cheapest vodka you can find
2) Fake pineapple juice
3) Serve generously
4) Give it to a friend
5) Your friend repeats steps 1 through 4

I want the alan

I want to make a lot of these.

Meh not a pineapple juice fan.

I've been trying to have an Ape Descendent for months now... sheesh...