2012 sucks dicks.
 

2012, how i hate thee. Let me count the ways.

1. Girlfriend admits to sleeping with a lot of other people
2. Girlfriend's father is diagnosed with stage 3 liver cancer
3. Girlfriend's father dies in 3 months
4. Girlfriend's father was landlord, now duplex is being sold and rent is being jacked up so we have to move and can't afford to live anywhere else
5. Girlfriend's boss gave her the option to quit or be fired over some bullshit directly after i quit my second job so i could start working 40 hours a week instead of 65
6. I got in an accident and totaled my car
7. Boss is threatening me with unemployment
8. No money for new car
9. Being sued by other party in car accident
10. Insurance premiums skyrocket for the next 3 years after they finally dropped


Fuck yooou, 2012.

That was my rant.

That's really unfortunate! Perhaps you could dump her ass? Seems like she's perpetuating your misfortune.

Stop using sucking dick as a pejorative

Maybe the universe is trying to tell you to move to Canada and be my roommate. We could eat vegan ice cream and mock gender essentialist neopagans together.

From what I've heard, Canada isn't as good as it once was. Apparently Canada is going to be the key part of a sort of a backdoor version of ACTA called CETA

Sorry 2012 is sucking so bad right now, PJ. I hope the rest of it goes better.

You know, cheating gf just dying actually sounds really good. Maybe you are looking at things the wrong way?

Did you not read it? the gf isn't dying, it's the gf's father.

Yup. Inaccurate, and just really freaking nasty.

This too shall pass.

You also forgot to mention that the end of the world is in five months too ;)

Yo' Dawg, I heard you like quotes. So, we quoted a quote, so you can quote while you quote.

That's right the father is the one that is dying. Aaauuughh!

Well, re: topic. This sucks.

2012 is halfway over, and I still haven't gotten my dick sucked. What a bitch!

I have. :P

Way to rub it in! =(

They make those masturbation sleeves that are supposed to feel like a blowjob. OMFG! I saw one last time I was at the shop that had fangs and the inside was lined with rubber 'spike' nubs! Funny shit.

Yeah, I suppose I could get one of those and write '2012' on it with a permanent marker...

That would be $30 worth of hilarity! :p

Wow that sucks balls. Emigrate to the UK. I'll buy you a pint .

Man, 2012, that really was one shitty year. I was so rooting for the end of the world and it didn't come. At least in the current sucky year we have the plague again!

Yeah, speaking of bullshit years. We have the plague, I have cancer, and my grandmom died, like damn, wtf?

Meow says the cat. Don't pay me no heed.