Do you know what REALLY irks me?
 

Yo face!

Yeah. I said it.

Ooooo them be fightin' words

Yo face be fightin' words!!!

: puts his dukes up :

Honestly, I'm not surprised my face irks you, I fight with it everyday, it's such a bitch.

NO U!!!!!! *madface*

All YO FACES r belong to us!

:readies tractor beam:

Tractors beams don't work with deflector shields up. Duh.

bleh

U CAN NO HAZ MAH FAEC!

AaaaaaaaI WILL NOT BE DENIED!!!!

As your dark Overlord, I demand YOU SUBMIT TO MY WISHES! NOW!

What do you plan on doing with our faces?

Make soup! Delicious gawf soup!

Face soup? Sounds like it could be really good or really bad.

You know what else REALLY irks me?

Soup!

Face Soup: The Vexation of Mir

a novel

Yo momma's face!
... someone had to do it.

Yo face makes me laugh mo fo.

Yo face makes me weep mofo!!!!!