Weed selling.
 

My guide to selling 'weed', aka pure oregano, to rich white girls. Her screenname edited for her protection... she assumes that merely because I have a mohawk and wear ragged jeans I am a drug dealer. What a fucking stupid assumption.
You have to understand I was LAUGHING MY HEAD OFF this whole conversation.
I don't actually sell weed, but I can smell easy money from a mile away.
Tommorrow she's getting PURE FUCKING OREGANO.

Sugarblue--- (6:06:11 PM): do you sell pot?
Lefkomaniak (6:07:16 PM): lots.
Sugarblue--- (6:07:37 PM): for real?
Lefkomaniak (6:07:43 PM): yeah. why?
Sugarblue--- (6:07:55 PM): how much
Lefkomaniak (6:07:57 PM): and hookers. if you want any.
Sugarblue--- (6:08:08 PM): yea i love hookers. sike no
Lefkomaniak (6:08:46 PM): so why are you wondering?
Sugarblue--- (6:08:53 PM): y do you think dumbass
Lefkomaniak (6:10:39 PM): well.
Lefkomaniak (6:10:45 PM): you're a white suburban girl.
Lefkomaniak (6:10:53 PM): who else wants to buy?
Sugarblue--- (6:11:11 PM): no one that i no of
Lefkomaniak (6:11:17 PM): alright.
Lefkomaniak (6:11:22 PM): what'll you pay?
Sugarblue--- (6:11:30 PM): what willl you give me?
Lefkomaniak (6:11:42 PM): is an ounce enough?
Lefkomaniak (6:11:53 PM): enough for one at least.
Sugarblue--- (6:12:17 PM): no for like 3
Lefkomaniak (6:12:27 PM): at least enough for one.
Lefkomaniak (6:12:29 PM): k.
Lefkomaniak (6:12:34 PM): an ounce it is.
Lefkomaniak (6:12:37 PM): what'll you pay?
Sugarblue--- (6:12:46 PM): you tell me
Lefkomaniak (6:12:49 PM): or less for less money.
Sugarblue--- (6:13:04 PM): how much do most ppl pay
Lefkomaniak (6:13:23 PM): seventy an ounce.
Lefkomaniak (6:13:33 PM): since this is your first time, I'm guessing.
Lefkomaniak (6:13:35 PM): fifty.
Sugarblue--- (6:13:52 PM): no its not but how bout like 2 dime bags
Lefkomaniak (6:14:10 PM): give me your number I'll call you tonight, if you want it tommorrow?
Lefkomaniak (6:14:20 PM): cause I gtg.
Sugarblue--- (6:14:33 PM): just bring like 2 dime bags tomorrow
Sugarblue--- (6:14:36 PM): how much
Lefkomaniak (6:14:59 PM): I'll call if you give me your number, I seriously gtg.
Lefkomaniak (6:15:10 PM): or get someone else.
Sugarblue--- (6:15:15 PM): no just talk to me tomorrow
Sugarblue--- (6:15:42 PM): i mean jsut brign it
Lefkomaniak (6:15:54 PM): k. bring at least a hundred if you want two dime bags or we can talk about less.
Lefkomaniak (6:16:16 PM): later.
Sugarblue--- (6:16:21 PM): thats insane
Sugarblue--- (6:16:28 PM): im not paying a 100 for just 2
Lefkomaniak (6:16:31 PM): well. you're rich.
Lefkomaniak (6:16:33 PM): I'm not.
Sugarblue--- (6:16:39 PM): no im not
Sugarblue--- (6:16:41 PM): my parents are
Lefkomaniak (6:16:44 PM): k.
Lefkomaniak (6:16:47 PM): eighty.
Lefkomaniak (6:16:48 PM): no less.
Lefkomaniak (6:16:51 PM): later.

Then I signed off, got on at like 7 30.

Sugarblue--- (8:01:01 PM): *** This user has signed on and is now online ***
Lefkomaniak (8:01:25 PM): so eighty for the two.
Sugarblue--- (8:01:35 PM): no how bout for one
Sugarblue--- (8:01:57 PM): ok maddy s. got a dime for 15.. so ..
Lefkomaniak (8:02:04 PM): you only want one?
Sugarblue--- (8:02:10 PM): yea i changed my mind
Lefkomaniak (8:02:10 PM): that's bullshit
Sugarblue--- (8:02:18 PM): well thats what she said
Lefkomaniak (8:02:24 PM): then she's full of shit
Lefkomaniak (8:02:28 PM): noone sells for 15
Lefkomaniak (8:02:32 PM): what a dumbass
Sugarblue--- (8:02:35 PM): apparently ur wrong
Lefkomaniak (8:02:41 PM): apparently she's a liar
Sugarblue--- (8:02:49 PM): ok whats the cheapest ull sell for one
Lefkomaniak (8:02:55 PM): forty.
Lefkomaniak (8:03:01 PM): it's not cheap but not that high.
Lefkomaniak (8:03:15 PM): 15 is like getting fucking prada for ten bucks.
Sugarblue--- (8:03:27 PM): forty?
Lefkomaniak (8:03:29 PM): and I'd rather have weed than prada.
Sugarblue--- (8:04:28 PM): c'mon gimme a break how bout 30
Lefkomaniak (8:05:59 PM): 40.
Sugarblue--- (8:06:07 PM): 30
Lefkomaniak (8:06:09 PM): I just apid 65 fucking hell.
Sugarblue--- (8:06:10 PM): pplzzzz
Lefkomaniak (8:06:12 PM): for TWO
Lefkomaniak (8:06:15 PM): like you ASKED
Lefkomaniak (8:06:22 PM): so forty and I'm losing.
Sugarblue--- (8:06:28 PM): OK 35
Lefkomaniak (8:06:40 PM): 40.
Lefkomaniak (8:06:44 PM): five bucks.
Lefkomaniak (8:06:46 PM): look.
Lefkomaniak (8:06:56 PM): you need it and I'm fucking losing thanks to you,.
Sugarblue--- (8:07:07 PM): thats not my fault
Lefkomaniak (8:07:20 PM): yeah it actually is you said two bags.
Sugarblue--- (8:07:41 PM): i didnt agree like 100 percent
Lefkomaniak (8:08:00 PM): true.
Sugarblue--- (8:08:41 PM): ok well i gotta ask the people thats spliting it with me will you give it to me tommorrow?
Lefkomaniak (8:09:05 PM): bring forty fucking bucks or you're not getting shit.
Lefkomaniak (8:09:13 PM): look it was stupid of me to buy early
Lefkomaniak (8:09:15 PM): but still
Sugarblue--- (8:09:29 PM): fine fine
Lefkomaniak (8:09:48 PM): you go to the gym before school?
Lefkomaniak (8:10:12 PM): where do we meet?
Sugarblue--- (8:10:13 PM): yea
Sugarblue--- (8:10:20 PM): what do you mean
Sugarblue--- (8:10:28 PM): oh yea yea
Sugarblue--- (8:10:29 PM): the gym
Lefkomaniak (8:10:35 PM): alright
Lefkomaniak (8:10:52 PM): wait for me afterwards, by the big doors.
Sugarblue--- (8:11:10 PM): what big doors
Lefkomaniak (8:11:12 PM): and there's stair where we can exchange goods.
Lefkomaniak (8:11:17 PM): the big ones near the vending machines
Lefkomaniak (8:13:52 PM): answer.
Sugarblue--- (8:16:17 PM): sry i was on the fone
Sugarblue--- (8:16:32 PM): yea ok can i let you no for sure in 10ish minutes?
Lefkomaniak (8:16:40 PM): yeah.
Sugarblue--- (8:27:05 PM): cool beans its on

All that I said about buying weed was BS it was just to get her to keep the price up.Damn this is too easy. Anyone else ever done this? Oh, and I know she's not BSing because I called her friend the aforementioned maddy s and it was confirmed she was looking for something. Also, after checking online, it is not illegal for me to sell her oregano, and if she presses charges she will be the one guilty for LOOKING to buy marijuana. This is awesome.

Heh, that's awesome. I don't like people that do drugs, so I'd do that kind of con as much as I could:D
I've never done anything like that, but a friend once found a bag of flour in the arts classroom (I have no idea what was it for), showed it to a girl that by the way I absolutely hated, and, thinking it was coke or something, she snatched it off him and inhaled it.
Guess what's her hair color?
Nice christians on my christian school, huh?

HAHA Guess what hair color sugar has?

Haha, I hope she enjoys her pure Italian herb. Delicious! Tell her she can make a nice hallucinogenic pizza out of it.

I've sold melatonin pills (the lightest sleeping pills available) to kids from school who wanted ecstacy, back in the old days, haha. They assumed that just because my sister was rumoured to be a dealer that I was too. It's funny watching people get "high" - the perfect example of a placebo effect. Or perhaps just people trying to look cool.

That's hilarious Cicero.

Good job Kinflame. You really worked that out well. That's some damn expensive oregano. :D

Thats funny as hell. I wish I thought of that back in high school, I could have made $200 in one day, but then I'd probably be shot the next. Keep conning people like that Kinflame. Can I buy one of your hookers for my friend? He kind of needs some chearing up.

Kinflame, your a man after my own heart... I'm proud of you. ;)

Well done Kinflame!

What happens if they actually smoke it? I hope you don't get beaten up though.....

What happens depends on what their idea of getting high is; they'll probably act silly and giggle a lot.

A tough kid with a mohawk getting beaten up by girls? :D

Nice job, Kinflame, you make us all proud.

You really think she won't be able to tell the difference between grass and oregano? Just be careful, Kinflame. Sugar might have a Sugardaddy who gets pissed off when his baby is taken for a ride.

You really think her daddy would be pissed off to find out his daughter smoked harmless substance intead of weed?

And yeah, if this girly girl thinks a guy is a drug dealer just because he wears a mohawk, she won't be able to tell the difference between grass and oregano. Kids like this girl can't tell the difference between tobacco and grass, that I know from personal experience.

genius, pure genius *worships*
I'm sure she'll enjoy her herbs :P
If she is smart enough to find the drugdealer she will probably be smart enough to stay away from him, if she guesses it's not weed.

Meh... By "sugardady" I meant "big brawny jock boyfriend"... I suppose one way or the other lessons will be learnt...

Learning is fun!

Sorry, I misunderstood.

I guess that the girl's boyfriend and a bunch of his friends could give Kinflame some painful learning.

Although, if Kin offers them some hookers... :D

Hehe... they would probably accept... But what would he use as substitute (I'm presuming that Kinflame isn't actually a pimp.)? Blow-up dolls with remote control device installed? Teehee sounds like something MacGuyver would come up with... %-P

I don't know, but Kinflame is a smart 13-year-old, he'd probably come up with something.

Suggestions, anyone? :D

Lol i've done something similiar twice, except with real pot. When i was in town with my mates a few years back a French man came up to us and asked if we knew where we could get some hash. One of my mates misunderstood and pointed him to a cash machine so the French guy said "No, no, to smoke, you know, get high?". As it just so happened i had a gram on me (we're talking £5 worth here) i said yes. He handed over £40 for that wee bit lol.

Also i was smoking a rollie one day when i was out (just tobacco) but it ws made with a joint skin because that was all i had left. This kid who was like 12 or something came up to me with his friends and offered me £2 for it. I watched them smoking it, they actually thought they were getting high it was hilarious.

*sigh*

I'm afraid I'm going to be honest and go against the crowd, and say it straight out: I don't think fooling people into buying "drugs" from you is cool. It's not a victory to fool an idiot or an ignorant person.

Not a victory, no; it's immature. Still, since that little idiot wanted to buy real drugs, and got something harmless instead, I do find the Kinflame's story amusing.

Weed is relatively harmless. I fucking hate the fact that it is illegal and has to be sold "under the table", where the less experienced and ignorant can get ripped off. The fact that she doesn't know the difference is sad, too.
Our societies think that the "Drugs are bad so don't do drugs" kind of non-education/miseducation about drugs will keep us ignorant and therefore uninterested in trying drugs.

I've found oregano and weed quite difficult to tell apart at times... Once when making a happy chocolate cake for a party, the weed I was using smelled suspiciously like the harmless herb. But upon asking my sister (ex-complete-and-utter-stoner) about it she said it naturally smells like that sometimes.

I'm with you all the way on the idiocy of it being illegal. It only makes it more appealing to young people - it's "that drug you can do that'll make you look cool minus the possibility of a fatal overdose!".

Aleister Crowley's idea was to make all the drugs legal; some people would die of cocaine or heroine overdose, and the rest would be (in Crowley's opinion) smarter.

I find it silly that weed is illegal and tobacco and alcohol are legal -- in their own way, both tobacco and alcohol are more dangerous than the weed.

All Gin knows is that when Gin was in Amsterdam she tried to buy takeaway lebanese food (yum) and instead recieved the BIGGEST carrot she's ever seen...

(Had to give it back and ask for the edible version of falafel. What can I say, I was hungry...)

I've been told since that doesn't happen any more. Rather sad, really.

I agree with that.

Besides that, it could cause troubles, Kinflame, I'd be a little careful selling "drugs", even if it's only oregano.

Duh, oregano. I'm hungry. Good pasta with oregano ... :D