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my suicide note for you all to see..
June 13, 2006
Dear World, I am not some psychotic fucks or pathetic losers trying to end my worthless existence. Nor am I one of these pussies using suicide as a cry for help. I kill myself tonight as king of the world. Things could not be better. Which is why I choose now to leave this world. Things just can't get better. I have reached the pinnacle of life, and not just my life, the zenith of existence itself. Bliss, Nirvana, Utopia. I am at the top of the mountain, not at the bottom like most suicidal douches. Unfortunately, the days ahead of me will never be as good as tonight. So I have nothing to look forward to. I just snorted not 1, but 2 lines of coke off of not 2, but 3 hookers' chests. Then we all 4 made sweet beautiful love. The kind of sweet beautiful love they sing rap songs about and outlaw in 32 states. Then we washed, rinsed and repeated until we were all dehydrated. It is truly the best night that could ever be, which is why it must end tonight. Life can now only get worse. Nothing is left for me here in this world. Every seemingly joyous moment from here forward would be compared to tonight and fall miserably short. So, I'm going out on top, high as hell, feeling good, and my seed spread in and among of three beautiful women. It was nice to be me. Viva Life, Harold Feinstein P.S. Tell the insurance company I was killed by 2 black men. They'll buy that with no further questions. |
two words: attention whore
that, and i'd stick around, just to see if things do get better. how can you know if you haven't lived it? see the logic....... oh well, you're probably dead by now |
Buh-bye then. *waves*
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Bye bye...
Some advice on slitting a vein if the coke doesn't do it... Cut down the arm from the wrist about 3-4 inches, preferably along one of those blue lines (they're called veins). Cutting across the wrist doesn't make you bleed as much and is just for show on TV or the movies. Also, draw a warm bath and sit on your hands after cutting them. Eventually you'll lose the strength to pull your hands out from under you and will finally expire after losing consciousness. Do you have a car? Want to sell it before you croak? I could really use a car... |
Good bye then, have a nice time dying.
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...suicide is painless...
Bye, loser. It was nice not knowing you. |
i'm no longer a mod here nor do i even post here any longer but i browsed the boards today, a whiff of nostalgia tickling the lower neurons within my gray matter and what do i find - a perfect example of someone who doesn't pay attention to the rules.
this should be in 'whining'. |
that reply was truly goth as fuck, merely this was a hoax.. a bait & switch scam to pull the wool over your eyes for the time being.. my plan is not to be overlooked.. christlike features as such..
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he's not just a client he's the president..
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Do it already you fucking racist ******!
Sincerely, The UGHH Movement |
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Hello operatore. So you wanted us to beleive that you wear make-up and whine all day? Interesting, because I thought wannabe thugs acted tough. My guess is that the majority of you from that board are from middle class white America. There is nothing sadder than seeing white middle class suburban kids trying to act like they are from the hood. I have lived in a ghetto section of Oakland off of San Pablo. Want to meet me there kid? You wouldn't survive for a minute. Somebody would sell your sweet white ass for crack. |
Wow..
They made it like four whole minutes without getting Sporked. Isn't that some sort of record? Idiots. |
oh wow.
nice ass, eps. |
Thanks.
I thought it was appropriate. |
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