Must Have Weed!!!
 

I've been on ankle braclet since july fifth, did forty days before that. Fuck I need some. I used to smoke like three eights a day when I sold the shit as a kid, but fuck. Give me a bong load in the morning and another before dinner, and I'm happy as shit.

On another note, maybe it's just in my region of the world, but it seems to me that not very many 'goths' toke. I wonder why?

Bah. Stop making threads like this. And no, we don't have any weed so don't ask us.

That's calling the pot black, isn't it kettle?

LOL that's funny, and sadly, true.

scarychick hush. winged is 'in like flynn' here.

BoleroBelle I don't care how drunk you are supposedly are, or whom you are trying to impress, but I will give you the benifit of the doubt if in fact you are loaded that you are not of right mind.

In any case do not post here anymore tonite, come back when you have sobered up and matured.

The board will still be here, so take your time.

spazik - it's funny that you're wearing an anklet, courtesy of the legal system and yet - you post pics of yourself with drugs laid out before you.

oh wait... someone said that was the sugar from a packet of swizzle sticks. oh, and that thing in your nose was the stick. heh. funny pic.

We groweth no weedeth here.

No asketh of the illegaleth.

The only kind of weed I have is the crabgrass growing in my yard, and something tells me it isn't good to smoke.

Thanks. That means that I'm awesome and you should all listen to what I have to say. XD And I must say that I love the newest alvatar. ^^

You think I'd post a real picture of me with drugs on the internet? I ain't no tard!

right, right. i THOUGHT it was a pic of drugs but then i heard it was them thar swizzle sticks.

If your grass stares at you and smirks...


...that means you've already smoked it. -_-

So, lets turn this into a pot stories thread, so we can at least get some use out of it.

I used to smoke with this one lady that had a seven year old son. She didn't want her kid to know she was a stoner, so whenever I went over to her house we went in the bathroom and left the kid out playing in the living room. So one day, right as I pull the stem out of her bong and it's going *suksuksuksuksuksuksuk*, we here the kid outside the door pushing/knocking on it and going

"Mommy, how come the bathroom sounds like that one Sublime song?"

Rofl...and...

;.;

yeah, i was drunk...but i didn't post in this thread....why the warning in this one? LOL i almost missed it.

I realized it wasn't a good idea to go about posting when drunk at a place where people really didn't know me, so i stopped. Didn't want to be a pussy and delete what i had posted, so sorry for any offenses.

Yes you did, I deleted it for your sake, last time I do so.

alkilyu has the power. be afraid.

be very afraid...

ah okay! LOL. thanks.

What did it say?

Bay, I read it, and it wasn't pretty. Stay away from the keyboard when you drink, m'kay?

By Bay, i think you're reffering to me. And dutifully noted. Will unplug power supply before future drinking incidents

Good on ya, girl.

It's only after years of boozing that one is enabled to write whilst completely wasted and still sound funny.

There are never many good benefits from doing anything while blasted. I think I know better than anybody. I know one thing for sure people take what you say on this board very very seriously, and since it's typed words and not spoken, it's impossible to know how to take peoples comments. Joking or not.

Yup, a lot of irony, sarcasm and cynicism goes unnoticed often enough. People like to type as if they were talking, and they forge that people interpret what they read almost literally....


Happens often enough, but we mods are here to help out by adding jet-engine fuel to an already out-of-control fire..... 'cause we're cool like that.....

It's a skilled person who can make cynicism, sarcasm, scorn and blunt trauma translate through a webpost. It takes a minor diety to do it while drunk.

Such monolithic figures are few and far between, but they do lurk in the dark corners of the web, appearing from time to time to flame the unaware. And when those times come, those of us who are less adept can only sit back and shiver with delight. Or masturbate furiously from it all......I like the first option myself but hey there's some sick fuckers out there.