Vlad
 

Hello, online I prefer to be called Vlad. I hate these intro things, so bear with me here.

1. What do you do? (Hobbies, job) I'm a systems administrator, a gamer, a business owner, and someone who is not very comfortable in my own skin anymore...

2. Where are you from? Los Angeles, originally.

3. Who is your favorite author? Sigh. In what genre??? Greg Stolze at the moment.

4. What are your favorite films? Um, Clue, RHPS, But I'm a cheerleader, anything sci-fi

5. What music do you want played at your wedding? Ugh. Like I'd have another one of those...

6. At your funeral? Baby Elephant Walk

7. This IS a gothic website, so... how do you want to die? Well, I was hoping not to.... But, if you gotta go - go with a smile! Hopefully I go In flagrante delecto!

8. What kind of casket would you want? Black marble

9. What's your FAVORITE outfit? I'm so worn down by life, I don't have favorite clothes anymore. Seriously, I just wear anything these days. I really need to work on my self image.

10. What's one thing you miss about being a little kid? Not having my soul crushed by life

11. What's your favorite band? Oh god. Um. We don't have all day here. I like a LOT of music from the 80's. Some of it is really bad. I like The Cure, Souxie, Bauhaus, etc. but I also like things most people thought were crap, so don't look to me for taste. I love Jazz. I play the blues.

12. What kind of education do you have? What is/was/will be your major? I have a spotty education. I've worked in medicine (when I was in the service) and computers mostly. I majored in English - hahaha! I know, I can't spell.

13. Why did you join? Honestly, because I'm sick and tired of not being me, and while I'm trying to figure out who I am, I'm finding more and more that I'm VERY attracted to a bunch of things that people keep labeling as 'Goth'. So, I guess you could say I'm trying to find myself. Now, a lot of people having this sort of mid life crisis would like, go buy a sports car or something, but I'm not rich.

14. If the first 13 questions didn't give it away. What is your gender? I'm male on the outside. That's part of my confusion - I think a lot more like a woman than a man, but I have no use for anything with a penis. So, while I would totally have the surgery if I could afford it, I wouldn't be with men. I guess you can say I'm a Lesbian trapped in a man's body, but what man isn't?

You die now. WITHOUT a funeral.

::Nudge:: Go get a boob job, dress up nice and pretty, and we'll see what can be done ;)

Welcome to Gnet. I hope you enjoy your stay.

I like you.
Welcome!

Bwahahaha! I'm glad someone got that!

Boobs are SO expensive!!! Still, I may. On the other hand, I'm almost too old now. Sigh.

Haha, how old are you? Maybe you and Humane can become buddy-buddy.

Sorry, Humane ;)

How old?
 

Old enough to know better. Ugh. My birthday is this week, on Monday. :-( I will be 37.

Hi and welcome. You have fun now.

Aw haha :P Well, happy early birthday.

You can become a woman when ever you want to. No need for going under the knife, THAT'S WHAT DRAG QUEEN MAKE UP is for. I bet you would look so pretty.

I think Vlad should post pics.
First, looking manly.
Then, as a woman.

Thank you! That is really sweet! I needed that today. I'm having a really, really shitty day today, so thank you for that. :-)

That's true. Part of it is, I can't do makeup. lol. I'm afraid I'd just look stupid, or like a clown or something. I need someone to help me with that. Also, clothes. I have no good woman clothes. lol. and Shoes!

Plus, I don't want to just look like some fat old hag. I want to look like Amy Lee! Or someone that pretty.

Oh god no! I'm fat, and I'm not at all pretty. Really. Don't look unless you haven't eaten yet.
I'm the one in purple. Yes, I'm very fat.

There are lots of other pictures in that gallery - me, my kids, my family, my most recient ex.

You get cool points.

Haha, I only now saw this. So true!:D

I have a funny story about that:
A friend of friend said that she could turn any guy gay, so she dated this ultra-conservative, straight-laced guy. He knew what she was up to, so one day he waltzed in and said,"Morning was right, she can turn any guy gay. I formally announce that I am a lesbian."

Really?
 

Thank you! What can I redeem them for? A boob job is at the top of my list. :-)