He calls himself God
 

I just recently came across this page that I found on Myspace as I was skimming and scanning in the Religion and Philosophy Forum. Well I'm too damned lazy to write my opinion on this so heres the damned link.

This crazy Mo Fo calls himself God

One of the worst "slavering wolves" that Jesus warned us about.

I'm just going to ignore the fact that what the minister is saying contridicts the bible completely and say that if he is god you would think he would have a definite way of proving it. It is all just another stage show to make money which is infact working unfortunatly, quote "along with offerings, yielded $1.4 million for headquarters last year".

That's really sort of scary..

Whether it's true or not (Obviously its false) I am not afraid to die. Because I know that death will come to us all one day. I'm not saying I'm suicidal or anything but it really doesn't matter anymore. It shows us how fucked up people are. And believe me I know PLENTY of these Psychos so I'm used to it. The best thing we can do is ignore them/it because just by getting all pissed off we're giving them the attention that they want and they don't deserve it. Do you see where I'm getting at? Was that off topic? I think it was. :P

Well in order to further ignore the idiot god poseur and get even more off topic. Senor_Sadomachism great signature, yay for the darkside *gets cookie*.

To get even more off topic. cymru is it possible to hate depeche mode signatures.

Meh... PSYCHO!!! *inserts pride here*

Jesus ought to be prettier.

I agree, honestly I totally think its all a scam for $$$ money $$$ Jesus can do better than that. It's sad that the Anti-Christ come out all handsome and the second coming of Jesus looks like this
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...condary_vm.jpg

and the Anti-Christ

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i3...ell/devil2.gif

Tee Hee Hee

My favourite bit about that article is the top Editors Choise is entitled "Girls Gone Wild."

*sigh* I only had the energy to read about three lines of that article and it gave me a headache. Once again there is another addition to the large pile of proof that most human beings are arrogant toads.

Say what you like about people, but leave the toads out of this. They're good dancers.

Of course. Excuse me. It's an insult to lower any animal species to human level. And I say that with serious thought.

Darn tootin'.

Want a Dorito?

No! That will not satisfy my thirst for the silky smooth taste of rice-a-roni! How dare you insult my fantasmism?!

Want to go smell dog feet? I swear to god it's like sniffing cocaine. (but without the long term damage and addiction)

U can tell by your text text that you're Edith Wrong. I know it. COME CLEAN!!

I Will Never Spew My Secret!

I know your game! Waving your anus around like it's some sort of bosnian fighter jet! NO MORE SHALL YOU STEAL MY RETINA! BRRRRIIIING!! Hello? Oh hi Mom, yeah I like pudding. Bye. Love you too.

Shave a mans back for him and he'll purr like a walrus. I know you want to take it slow with him and he loves you but sometimes you just have to let the good ones go. I dont want to see you hurt! What the hell! My toenail just caught fire! Hello happy little purple pill how are you? good. thats good. Oh, i'm fine, just a little headache but i should be right as rain tomorrow.

Once fungus and porn tops radio personality dude, engulfing his purple, bloated jayhawk. Afterwards the giant pancake bukkake flap-jacked bananas everyone likes word monkeys! Egyptian whores read hyroglyphics. Riotous bourgeouise newts enjoy rubbing oil inside your Wii. Where Spacehogs lie and cuddle in speakers and enunciate cutting noises noisely in everything! Watery rabbits ****** romans and duckies and romans and more duckies until they're Russians quickly. Chives drink quite duckalicious maltly and tearing through space-time pooping cornpops alive with hyper hypo allergenic lobsters. Certainly, considering that leakage could assimilate you completely. Disenfranchise mass suicide around depressed Mayan lizards licking acid-laced coal miners clipping canaries talons. Generally many phlebotomists like tiramisu. Classes plants that grow hairy under arms. Spooky territorial beings eat balls for Zenu. Prepaid prostitutes accelerate diseases, placing carrots magically into Pringles funpack digital cameras. Dennis gave hand-jobs because Atari ninjas corrupted all earfucks earfucking! Diabetes sucks. Butts rock! George laughs when kitty OD's while Norbert shoots sherbert between your knees.

Steep prices and trees!

0_0 I don't know what to say...

How about "I love you so much. Have my baby, new guy."