For no reason what so ever...
 

I am saving all of my cigarette butts in an empty Pringles® tub. It smells horrible.

Yeah. My life is about as exciting as they come.

It would be a more effective smoking cessation aid if you put them all in a clear plastic container of some kind, so you can see what you are putting into your lungs while making the tobacco companies rich.

Nah, I like the fact that I'm doing some thing completely pointless. Besides, why not make some one else rich? I'm a charitable kind of guy.

Well you are certainly helping me, I own stock in tobacco companies!
:D

Well there you go, ya big fuckin' hypocrite! Just to spite you, I'm gonna give up!

Unless that's your PLAN and your jusr trying to trick me...

I KNOWQ YOUR GAME, PIN DICK!!!

Yes, I have wrung my hands countless nights over my investments, but it is the only way I can recover some of the money my wife spends on smokes. Yes, she is addicted, but trying to quit at present. I fear I will outlive her if she is unsuccessful.

My Mom bought me Stocks and Shares Monopoly once. Never got to play it though.

Ha ha...Humane, you are seriously quite fascinating. I love it when you drop gems like these.
My Bitch, you dont have to start threads for things like this. You could've just posted it in Randomness with a sub-heading. Since you are learning, i'll only spank you once...

Oh, just once?

Yes, just once...

Could you do it five times?

No. Now seriously, you need to stop pissing people off. Its annoying. You're a good bitch, but please try behaving yourself.

But Persephone bad bitches are good......

Go Duckie!

Don't encourage him!
He's going to keep getting worse! Then he'll stop playing fetch with the foam fishes!

I like Duckie. I'm sick of pseudo-intellectualist, bloated egos that are overrunning these forums and he is like a breath of fresh air.

I did that to my ex-girlfriend's sister. She was 13, and always trying to get me to give her cigarettes. So I got a 3-liter soda bottle, filled it halfway with water, and started using it as an ashtray. Before long, it was this nasty brown sludge... Blech.

That's Guinness Book of Records material. Have you rung them about your collection?

Check this guys navel fluff collection out.
http://www.feargod.net/fluff.html

I don't know if I want to see the navel lint collection...
*looks*

WOAH!!! That cross-eyed stereo photo viewing works! If you scroll down, you get a stereo photo of the fluff, and then follow the link and try the cross-eyed thing, it ACTUALLY WORKS. It's crazy!
Takes some practice, but...

Yep, he loves his fluff.
He went on an all expenses paid trp to America to appear on "The Tonight Show" just to show and talk about his collection.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Am I the only one utterly disgusted by these? *wretches*