The surrealist compliment generator :D
 

I urge anyone who is immensley bored and in need of a giggle to have a look at this !!

http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

Just click on the generator to get the compliment, and then click refresh to get a different one. :)

" I relentlessly desire your custard tongue between my eyelids!!!!! "

This is hilarious honeythorn!

My pathological scar desires to cite poetry through the ruddied girth of your soul!



lol just what I needed. Thanks

" Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils "

"Your tears evoke a taste as memorable as honey."

Hmmm...ok, I'll try again:

"Fighting for the liberty of the fruit tree tastes nothing like the glint of sagittarius rounding itself around your uvula. I know the time will soon arrive when we will see people manufactured in crates and sieves of glass."

I liked the first one better.

BUY WAR BONDS!
Oh how I feel flattered.

A kitten's growl would not come near the plights of your spoken voice.
Now I do feel flattered.

Optical delusions still themselves when you pass by in convexing pomp and sacral trance

that's rather nice, if a bit pretensious

I dedicate this to Pyre:
"Sound barricades itself into rolls of peautbutter when you speak."
The misspell just makes you all the more special. :D

The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws..

'Your hair sends forth a sheen remniscent of a wounded man streaming bandage gauze from the highest church steeple.'

I always knew my hair was a little... different.

'May clinging breasts always come to your aid in the kitchen.'

Just what I needed. Clinging breasts. How can clinging breasts help you in the kitchen anyway? Or anywhere, for that matter?

Your unexpected explosion entangles us in a web of premature umbrellas and precocious timepieces.

Man, how did you know I love peautbutter? That stuff doesn't even compare to peanutbutter, because we all know peanutbutter gives people salmonella.

Wallets of fur would bombard a triassic keychain rather than dialyse in your equable fishtank....ahhh you have got to love Surrealists.

His majesty's caravan is as compelling as your temper.

Thank you.

Entranced by the bitter harmony of your lips, I gaze beyond reason to find the oasis of your ruptured soul.

So charmingly heathen, your skin is like a teardrop on a popsickle.

Hmm arigato!

You are as orange as a congeleen afro curled around the bony edges of a silver spoon expressing its innermost desires for a lime-based detergent.


Sweet.

"Your love is like 1000 caucasian carnivores playing mumblety peg with an eggplant."

...err I'm so glad you feel that way about my love...

"You have the vocabulary of an aspidistra in panic."

I like this one better.

"Sir, what exquisite breasts you have!"


HA!

Your raw sensuality flusters me as the dog sneezes into the ventilation fan.